Sez my cousin: What'sd the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. That's so wrong!!
07:08 PM October 01, 2008
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J. mayer-heart of life. cry-inducing heart-achingly beautiful!
06:30 PM September 19, 2008
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is witnessing the slow, torturous death of a pixelated rock star.
05:09 PM September 14, 2008
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I'm going to die. "Jam out with your clam out."
I fucking love my family.
12:09 AM August 29, 2008
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Is challenged, and working on a master plan....
09:48 PM August 27, 2008
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Swedish fish smell HORRIBLE when nuked. I'm missing out on lonely lesbians for THIS?!?
07:02 PM August 22, 2008
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has a fever. And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL.
10:01 PM August 21, 2008
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Oh lord! I forgot just how sad E.T.is!!! Bawling like a giant sissy-girl.
09:24 PM August 18, 2008
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Holy crap! cloris leachman just tongue-raped john stamos! my pop-culture ass is giddy!
12:26 AM August 18, 2008
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Rita Moreno was smokin' hot!
09:28 PM August 16, 2008
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stealing "think long, think wrong."
11:55 AM August 12, 2008
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witness the youngest CHUD ever. is 18 months old too young for the asylum?
10:02 AM August 10, 2008
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receiving awesomeness via text. pictures of my favorite things, indeed!!!
10:11 PM August 03, 2008
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What doesnt kill you makes you stranger.
09:08 PM July 31, 2008
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watching some girl do something to some other girls... you wish you were my computer.
06:14 PM July 29, 2008
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Stalking down beats.
08:13 AM July 28, 2008
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John mayer is tiny!
09:00 PM July 26, 2008
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Happy dances at the prospect of seeing my celebrity boyfriend tomorrow... where the heck are you Josephina?
12:20 PM July 25, 2008
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"Nazi toddlers ruined my birthday"--- BEST SPAM SUBJECT EVAR!
10:08 AM July 22, 2008
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