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  1. Volunteered at Sabine's school making turkeys from apples, proving to myself once again I am not crafty...well, crafty enough to make crafts 9:16 AM Nov 19th from web
  2. Fall fools me with the early darkness. Thought it was almost time for bed as I turned the living room lights on, clock reads 3:30. 1:41 PM Nov 15th from web
  3. Couple in Mercedes not paying attention to crosswalk, and somehow flipping them the bird feels better than if they were driving, say, a Yugo 5:13 PM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry
  4. In Illinois, Fall is having a severe identity crisis. Hopefully, Winter will do same, though my internal eight ball says: outlook not good. 8:41 AM Nov 9th from web
  5. Feeling uninspired and not liking it one little bit. 11:12 AM Nov 3rd from web
  6. Screeching coming from house up the street. Halloween or a regular Saturday night in Rogers Park? 12:12 PM Oct 31st from web
  7. @maggie Let's start using rigmarole more often, starting....NOW! 8:46 AM Oct 29th from web
  8. Oh scratchy throat, I am going to drown you in Vitamin C. You are going to be dripping in VC, or VitC, whatever. You going down. 8:23 PM Oct 21st from web
  9. What do you want for dinner? Cheesy hotdogs. I'm making pasta. You have pasta, I want a cheesy hot dog. Are you sure? Cheesy hot dog. 5:42 PM Oct 20th from web
  10. Daughter sings "Baa, Baa Black Sheep, have you any wools," instead of "wool." Heart too full of to correct her. Will sing it her way now. 5:29 PM Oct 19th from web
  11. Another refrain: THHHISSS ISS MESSSEEEDD UPPPPP. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ART BUT IT"S DONE. AAAAHHHHHHAAAHHHHH. TTHIIISSS ISS BENT *stomps foot* 10:05 AM Oct 17th from web
  12. What does it sound like in my house right now with a three-year-old trying to roll her art up: IT'S NOT ROOLLIINNGG UUPP RIIIIGGGHHTTTTT!!!! 10:01 AM Oct 17th from web
  13. @kristin_reins Have you ever tried massage therapy? There's some promising research concerning MT and fibromyalgia. 6:29 PM Oct 15th from web in reply to kristin_reins
  14. Vending machine took my dollar without giving me the item I chose. What to make of this? Mechanical intervention? You don't NEED a snack. 11:03 AM Oct 15th from web
  15. Oh Fall, let me clear in my intentions. If I see you in the street, I will kick you in the shins. 7:18 AM Oct 14th from web
  16. @MJMcKean screw next? Two concise-speaking grafitti artists holding hands down by the tracks wondering where their relationship is going. 12:28 PM Oct 13th from web in reply to MJMcKean
  17. Fall in Chicago goes a little something like this: Hello, Winter. 9:21 AM Oct 13th from web
  18. Trick or treat, pell my feet, says Sabine to her teacher. (Pell=smell, as she doesn't quite have her ess sound). Teacher unamused. 1:43 PM Oct 12th from web
  19. @schmutzie Wahoo! 6:43 PM Oct 9th from web in reply to schmutzie
  20. @jimgaffigan To what do I owe this emotional outburst? Did you find bacon under your pillow? 6:59 AM Oct 9th from web in reply to jimgaffigan