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  1. I hate that period between work when there's not enough time to take a nap but too much time to fill...12:15 PM Jan 21st from web
  2. Is it physically possible for us to have people in government that aren't criminals? See what happens when YOU don't pay taxes for years.9:17 AM Jan 21st from web
  3. No, seriously... I've had enough - back to "Cold Case Files"8:57 AM Jan 20th from web
  4. I wonder why Missy Elliott didn't get asked to sing "My Country Tis of Thee?"8:54 AM Jan 20th from web
  5. This is like Beatlemania... except there's only one Beatle... and he's Black... does that make him Paul?8:50 AM Jan 20th from web
  6. Thank God there's a crime show on right now...8:48 AM Jan 20th from web
  7. Shhhh... baby's sleeping8:49 PM Jan 6th from web
  8. If they ever catch "Foul Play" or his brother "Questionable Circumstances", I bet they'd solve a lot of shit.7:46 PM Jan 6th from web
  9. children can vomit their total body weight - several times a day - and always on the newly laundered linens.7:31 PM Jan 6th from web
  10. Nanowrimo is almost over... little more than 10,000 words to go!12:14 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
  11. Coming up with names for political pornos. Is there a market? Do they exist? Maybe I should actually watch a porno movie one day.9:53 AM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
  12. Why would my husband go to get crappy pizza when we have a fridge FULL of leftovers?12:33 PM Sep 22nd, 2008 from web
  13. woo hoo!!!! Hat attack. I shall kill someone with my pointy sticks! Mwahahahahaaaa!!!6:42 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from web
  14. Why doesn't the camera man help the lady who has fallen and can't get up?11:45 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from web
  15. There's not a lot of end result difference between blood pressure medication and a stiff drink.11:43 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from web
  16. @120pagemonster That's so mean.11:27 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from web in reply to 120pagemonster
  17. I'm noticing that my eyes are uneven in my twitter avatar thingy. I need twitter plastic surgery.11:26 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from web
  18. Wondering why hubby has time to play on twitter but never to do important things give me a back rub... a really GOOD one.11:24 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from web