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  1. @finkel_is_great Suspicious lack of a photograph of said pillow...
  2. @zellicious Yes! Was there two nights ago. Awesome place!
  3. Hubby joins me tomorrow in Deutschland. I am going to make myself miniscule and curl into the crook of his elbow and lie there a while...
  4. @egoetschius @thealexekeenan @AdamSzymkowicz @inflammatorywrt @MrChevyCeleb @ESTUPIDOSAV @tmwolfe1 @eatmoreart @TlalocNYC Fanks all!!
  5. @theurbansherpa With your spooky mysticism & my lactose intolerance, we could write a TV show about two lost 30somethings called "Deja Moo."
  6. [They] want to buy my pilot. I've read several emails to this effect. *blink blink* May mean nothing. I'll let you know when the ink is dry.
  7. What's that disease moms get when they could stare at their kid eating raisins for like, hours? Is there a cure? My "friend" wants to know.
  8. My son likes to stick his fingers down his throat and gag himself for attention. It always works.
  9. @shanenickerson Yeah, it's kinda Dionysian. Not too shabby, 'cept no one works. My Calvinist streak has shriveled.
  10. Last night. Server at a freaky Kreuzberg bar to my smoking friend: "Sorry. Cigarettes not allowed inside. Only pot."
  11. Wine is cheaper in Berlin than water. I stumble around the city dehydrated with my mouth stained red.
  12. Dudes, I seriously can't stop watching that video. It makes me want to get out of my pajamas before 1pm and put on a wacky hat.
  13. And I don't mean "chillin'" like, up in my crib. I mean TERRIFYING. ALARMING. CATASTROPHICALLY awesome. http://tinyurl.com/yh6t8bc
  14. This makes me feel funny. In a good way. Plus I'm jazzed to see someone try to walk in those CHILLING McQueens. http://tinyurl.com/yjbpwee
  15. http://tinyurl.com/yesmncg Take THAT, you nerds.
  16. @theurbansherpa *blush*
  17. Awesomest compliment ever: an actress, seeing my glam headshot then meeting me later in my nerd glasses: "wow, you're two kinds of hot!" :)
  18. Tonight: Nick Hornby's new book. Moderator asked incredibly gendered questions. Is NH a known mysogynist? http://twitpic.com/p19q7
  19. TEN DAYS, NYC. The countdown begins... oh how shall you wait that long? http://tinyurl.com/yhpaza3 (second show)
  20. RT @julie_bush Went for a walk in the dark. Saw a tree root filled with a glistening black pool of water. Thought "hey, an iphone."