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  1. iMapmyridehas hijacked my twitted account!
  2. Completed iMapMyRide Mar 22, 2009 5:09 PM. Distance 0.69 mi. Duration 00:07:00
  3. Mapped iMapMyRide Mar 22, 2009 5:09 PM (0.69 mi.)
  4. Completed iMapMyRide Mar 22, 2009 4:48 PM. Distance 0.93 mi. Duration 00:09:01
  5. Mapped iMapMyRide Mar 22, 2009 4:48 PM (0.93 mi.)
  6. Bike riding with munchy again. Too old and mushy for two days in a row. Good thing she rides slower than a rabid platypus.
  7. Completed iMapMyRide Mar 22, 2009 4:21 PM (General Road Cycling). 1.20 mi.. 00:10:12
  8. Too many beans, not enough toilets.
  9. You know it's time to trim the facial hair when you have to convince the people manning the door of the soup kitchen that you're a volunteer
  10. The fact that James Garner is not on Mount Rushmore really irks me.
  11. Too. Much. Fiber. Must. Order. Replacement. Colon.
  12. Fact: animal friendly shoes, such as polyurethane clogs, are very handy in airplane bathrooms on turbulent flights. Urine rolls right off!
  13. Observation on an early train home: The earlier that you leave work, the uglier you are. (this could also explain my bad hair day today)?
  14. TODO: get tattoo on forehead that says 'crazy vegan' in order to keep women in fur coats from sitting next to me on the train...
  15. QUESTION OF THE DAY: What does it mean when a woman exits a unisex bathroom and the toilet seat is left up and the toilet is still running?
  16. Overheard in my own bed (from my own mouth) "that's my ass not a potatocake"
  17. You are always one punch away from your next job....signed, frustrated at work