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  1. Pop Music Wisdom: If shorty catches fire on the dancefloor, 1st try and blow her out like a birfday cake. If that doesnt work THEN dial 911. about 3 hours ago from mobile web
  2. @mccv No good. Brace yourself - the orchards we had to run thru in PE are gone. All flat and graded and very weird looking. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to mccv
  3. @mccv There is a stoplight now. So, take your camera. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to mccv
  4. @hotrocnrol You're out of your gourd! Squash= for eating. Gourd= decorative crap people put on the table at Thanksgiving. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to hotrocnrol
  5. @discoverymrb You're a gourd!! And that's a squash! about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to discoverymrb
  6. @hotrocnrol Here's my version: http://bit.ly/1RYbkX about 14 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to hotrocnrol
  7. @hotrocnrol Like from the grocery store? OMG, Barf. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to hotrocnrol
  8. I'm having a beer. And it is good. about 15 hours ago from web
  9. And thank you, lambies.... http://bit.ly/33PL4u 9:32 PM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  10. Look at me! I'm kinda on time!! YAAAAAYY!!! 4:28 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  11. @Sweet_Life Popsicles are the only fun thing about being sick. 2:32 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to Sweet_Life
  12. @Sweet_Life Glad to hear sweet B is doing better! YAY! 7:33 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to Sweet_Life
  13. Real Life Country Lyric: Id sure like to check you for ticks. Ooo, you never know where one might be. Lots of places are hard to reach #RLCL 7:22 AM Nov 10th from web
  14. I want a parking meter from Muskogee: http://bit.ly/3jiUjZ 7:20 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. As long as it is dark outside, I am completely comfortable with putting on my PJs at 7:45. 6:19 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. Having to listen to 80s music first thing on a Monday a.m. can only lead to the questioning of your existence. Shut the eff up, Huey Lewis. 7:51 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. Phone: replaced. Contacts: LOST! So send me a text or something. 12 texts in my busted phone I couldn't read. If you sent 1 today, re-send!! 2:50 PM Nov 8th from mobile web
  18. Drunk Sheila has converted yet another cell phone into a coaster. 10:49 AM Nov 8th from web
  19. Somebody wrote something on my hand. I don't know what it says. Looks like 5- WAPREND. So, that's awesome. 9:30 AM Nov 8th from web
  20. I want to sing like Stevie. Ditto this. RT @McSweeneysBooks: Watched this video three times in a row now: http://bit.ly/2cot 9:31 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly