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  1. @greggle wow didn't know you ran! Was pat chasing you in his car?
  2. @greggle the magic of technology allowed me to record events as they occurred.
  3. @ArtemR @stumm it was the fiance, not the fiancee. My bad.
  4. @stumm yes, she was with us.
  5. @btoconnor I didn't until a couple of years ago... Let's say the stress of work drove me to it. :p
  6. Drink inventory from last night: Lemon drop, Margarita, Fuzzy navel, Carbomb, Tequila shot, x4 Abortions, Long island, Carbomb with waitress
  7. Made it to the calrain via cab miracle. 109% drunk, not sure if I gave the waitress the right phone number. Coworker fiancée groping me.
  8. I reached the pinnacle of my drunkenness. Who wants to take advantage of me?
  9. 78% drunk and watching fireworks. "it looks like boobs" - female coworker http://twitpic.com/9d6z8
  10. @ecila the iPhone comes in really handy then -- to taunt you as the little gps dot moves away from where you want to go.
  11. I really fail at public transit. On the muni going the wrong direction as I write this. I should just give up and walk.
  12. @greggle it's not the same without the Mutually Assured Destruction position (advanced edition, of course).
  13. Boozing on the Caltrain has already begun and it's not even 3pm. A bizarre sight for a Canadian.
  14. @flojee Congrats!! Find another 3gs and repel virtual compasses, fun!
  15. Going down to SF to meander until fireworks commence. Anyone else down there up to anything?
  16. Saw an ad yesterday, lots of incoherent chatter from people, I said "is this an ad for the internets?". It was a Bing ad. Well done MSFT.
  17. Vastly disappointed with Public Enemy. Weakest Johnny Depp movie I can think of. I give it 6/10 #sigh
  18. YES WE CANdy, hope has never been so delicious. http://post.ly/15Ni
  19. @lizblankenship thank you, should be part of every internet stalker's toolkit. :-P
  20. Tweepsect broke a while ago, fixed it tonight: http://shazow.net/tweepsect/ Go forth and find your stalkers, @dwf @hyfen