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  1. #thingsJBdidlastnight insisted that "w" was sometimes a vowel.
  2. @paleeyes LOL JOSH! :D
  3. @daftgretel #thingsJBdidlastnight but not before he said, "Missy, I see the stairs. I'm drunk, not retarded." And then tripped on the porch.
  4. #thingsJBdidlastnight "EVERETT, ya little bastard, gimme that bong! No, bring it here, I can't feel my legs."
  5. #thingsJBdidlastnight "Missy, I KNOW I have an audition tomorrow.That's the rule with auditions! You HAVE to show up drunk and high."
  6. @joshbelville ask @daftgretel, @saintbuttocks, or @ngeise.
  7. #thingsJBdidlastnight proudly proclaimed knowing Everclear songs by heart.
  8. #thingsJBdidlastnight openly talked about wanting to get with the hot 17 years old.
  9. @ngeise, please confirm to @joshbelville that he smoked last night, because he doesn't believe us.
  10. @DaftGretel AHAHAHAHAAAA yesssss! oh, now I hope he doesn't remember this!
  11. @joshbelville Do you remember playing the spoon game? You had the entire party crying with laughter.
  12. @joshbelville that was because I was 75% sure you'd puke in my car.
  13. @joshbelville then I was afraid. Also, Nick drove you back in Nate's car. Nate refused to drive w me, I refused to drive with you.
  14. @joshbelville I said, What "thing"? and you said YOU KNOW! the "THING". I said, "nope, not a clue". You said, "oh, you WILL know, you WILL."
  15. @joshbelville still trying to figure out some of the shit you said to/about me last night. You told Marina we have a truce from our "thing".
  16. @joshbelville You. Were. So. WASTED. omg.
  17. @DaftGretel hell yes! Pick me up some if you find it, please!
  18. haha, poor josh was yammering-drunk.
  19. !@joshbelville definitely played kittens and puppies. :D
  20. Hahaha, french horn.