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  1. Flying while sick is teh suck. 8:18 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  2. Getting sick right before Thanksgiving. Again. Yech. 11:21 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Communication tip of the day: repeatedly saying "Flite Kying" while incrementally increasing the volume level does not aid in comprehension. 3:25 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. @LusciousPear Also, sex. 8:10 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to LusciousPear
  5. My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend. 9:05 AM Nov 9th from mobile web
  6. @SniperWulfzen You should want to go watch a cool movie sometime. :) 9:08 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to SniperWulfzen
  7. @Jeters They don't look like Seattle people. Where are their Starbucks? 8:24 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to Jeters
  8. @SniperWulfzen Because I only plan any weather-influenced activities for when you're absent. 12:43 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to SniperWulfzen
  9. @saewut Goddamn avocados! 5:51 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to saewut
  10. @Jeters And stay for New Year's? 5:50 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Jeters
  11. Why does San Francisco keep stealing all my friends? 10:57 PM Nov 3rd from web
  12. If you are a fan of Tucker Max and lack a Y-chromosome, mommy and daddy probably didn't show you enough love as a small child. 3:36 PM Oct 31st from mobile web
  13. @jotato I have a theory... 11:46 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to jotato
  14. I don't know why I feel increasingly better as the plane gets closer to the ground. A crash at 1K vs 10K feet... not much difference. 8:51 PM Oct 30th from mobile web
  15. I'm sitting in a chair.... IN THE SKY! I fucking love technology. Internets on airplanes, ftw! 4:16 PM Oct 30th from web
  16. @LusciousPear LOL 1:10 PM Oct 30th from mobile web
  17. The landing at Atlanta qualified as ridiculously scary. Cloud cover went well below 800 feet. I'm so glad to be on the ground. 1:08 PM Oct 30th from mobile web
  18. It took fifteen minutes before airport security was willing to concede my CPAP wasn't a bomb. Yay on false-positives when nitrate testing. 10:26 AM Oct 30th from mobile web
  19. It would appear that at the Target in Gulf Shores, Alabama, you can use food stamps to purchase a refreshing Starbucks beverage. 7:42 AM Oct 30th from mobile web
  20. Packing for a flight always seems to feel like you're trying to get ten pounds of shit into a five pound bag. 4:17 AM Oct 30th from mobile web