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  1. I have come to realize that adding "but I digress..." at the end of my diatribes feels both appropriate & no longer necessary. Sigh. 11:14 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  2. Yet another Robin Hood movie. Helluuu? Have they never seen the Costner version? End of story. I bet it won't even have a Bryan Adams song. 9:37 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  3. "our ideas held no water but we used them like a dam" -- Modest Mouse, Missed the Boat 3:44 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  4. Another sign of the apocalypse: Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are dating. Worlds are colliding Jerry. Can't wait for their duet album. 8:25 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  5. Santa has his work cut out for him this year; Josh (3) has added "remote control flying monkey" to his list. What do you think... Target? 7:14 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  6. I'm far from being the next judge on Project Runway, but I'm confident the 80's puffy shoulder-pad look at the next table isn't coming back. 7:49 AM Dec 8th from Tweetie
  7. OMG, that was amazing game. GO DUCKS! Love the Arizona fans trying to storm the field at the end of regulation. Not so fast there... 9:10 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  8. @ike6 1028 SE Water Ave Suite 238... Not a crazy hip place, but good people. 5:51 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to ike6
  9. Guess the End of Days people are right, as I can't think of a truer sign of the apocalypse than the pre-sale numbers for Sarah Palin's book. 11:42 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  10. Starbucks...xmas cups? really? it is barely november for christ's sake (no pun intended). stop this f'in madness. 10:07 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  11. "All you need is Love", a Blackberry ad. Sigh. Normally I would be pissed at Bubbles the monkey's owner, but he is dead. Who now? Joe? Tito? 10:30 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  12. Word guaranteed to crack me up every time? Shankapotomus. Love that ad. 11:19 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  13. Playing some minature golf with the boys which is looking a bit more like hockey at this point. 6:04 PM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  14. I love this city: RT @BikePortland: New blog post: Flaming Lips to throw party, screening for naked, bicycling extras http://bit.ly/1nZDn 1:27 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  15. RT @darthvader: My Boys getting ready to go to the World Series *and* Windows 7 is out. Good times for the Dark Side. 7:54 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  16. I must have misplaced my decoder ring, because none of this stuff makes sense to me at all today. 10:39 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  17. @bconnolly001 @ike6 I think Janeane Garofalo said it best on Bill Maher, what if black people would have showed up armed at a McCain speech? 10:37 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie in reply to bconnolly001
  18. Just because you happen to be on a call in a public place doesn't mean it is safe to assume the public is interested in your call. 4:48 PM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  19. Prior to starting a sword fight with his older brother, Logan leaned over to Josh(3) and whispered "watch and learn..." Hubris personified. 10:54 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  20. "Please find official McCoy and beef up the layout" Now there is some helpful feedback from a client. I hope McCoy has some mad skillz. 11:04 AM Oct 16th from Tweetie