shawnm
@buzz it warrants mentioning that I read your tweet while ON the Williamsburg Br. Somewhere some social networking god is rolling his eyes.
| shawnm In line for Dark Knight, looking good... |
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| shawnm Lease is signed! Hello Moving all my posessions into a 5x5 box, nice to meet you. |
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| shawnm And let's go to Coney Island! |
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| shawnm Heading out to Matt's BBBQ! The extra B is for extra beef! |
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| shawnm Seriously, someone buy my pet goat. I'll take best offer! |
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| shawnm My face is encrusted in dried laughter tears. |
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| shawnm Listening to early Ani as part of my self-imposed "Flashback Wednesdays!" |
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| shawnm In case you were wondering, the boxer-briefs experiment is not going well. |
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| shawnm I think I left my brain at the beach. |
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| shawnm @mdevito Welcome to hell. Er, twitter. Rather. |
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| shawnm OMG I swear, if everyone could taste this mulligatawny, there would be no war. |
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| shawnm Just saw a lady walking her pigs. That's not a setup for a joke. |
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| shawnm Bar. Drinks. Gossip. |
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| shawnm The MTA should distribute "I'm Allowed to be a Dick Today" cards after those mornings where they totally fuck you over. |
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| shawnm Please God grant me the wisdom to stop wearing ironic tshirts when I'm 35. Oh wait, I don't wear ironic tshirts at all. *Whew* |
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| shawnm Just saw two birds fall from the sky onto the sidewalk, fighting furiously. (or having sex, but it looked a lot like fighting) |
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| shawnm Oh hello summer, glad you could finally make it. |
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| shawnm My clothes smell like pork. |
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| shawnm Eating some seriously good BBQ at Fette Sau. |
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