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  1. Saw 2012. Wish I Saw VI instead. 6:29 AM Nov 29th from web
  2. Pennsylvania isn't as Amish as the movies make it out to be. 2:05 PM Nov 28th from web
  3. I've been eating non-stop since Thursday. Hey, Hey, Hey! it's Fat Shawnbert. 8:55 AM Nov 28th from web
  4. Just got trampled at Wal-Mart... I need that $20 DVD Player! I NEED IT! Sears gave me tears. 7:27 AM Nov 27th from web
  5. I'm celebrating my Thanksgiving by giving my hosts a blanket filled with typhoid. 8:53 AM Nov 26th from web
  6. Just hit and ran an amish person. Thank god they don't have cell phones to call the cops. 4:49 PM Nov 25th from txt
  7. On the way to Pennsylvania, also known as Penn's Wood or America's Fart. 1:30 PM Nov 25th from txt
  8. Waiting to pull the trigger on my out-of-office assistant. 9:54 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. @BenandDave: Danny DeVito is on "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia" on FX. The three guys are so homo-erotic. So i agree. 9:27 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. I just blew sunshine out my ass, some people call it trapped methane. 9:20 AM Nov 25th from web
  11. Can you imagine the kid who didn't get the St Jude commerical? You're a kid with cancer and find out, you're also a bad actor. #cantgetworse 7:54 AM Nov 25th from web
  12. I think if I was hiding from the mafia, I could have a career on Fuse and no one would know. 7:32 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. Thanksgiving is the day we celebrate John Wayne dialog containing the word Pilgrim. 5:15 AM Nov 25th from web
  14. Just saw Terrence Howard down stairs. He's very striking. Because he hit me. 12:50 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. Bravo's Launch My Line? It looks like the only line they could launch is nose candy. 12:28 PM Nov 24th from web
  16. My brain feels like I soaked it in battery acid. 12:05 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. #dontmeantobrag, but that's is psoriasis, not an STD. 11:53 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. People are quoting "Superbad" for #classicmoviequotes. Does that mean that Gwen Stefani w/ Akon, "The Sweet Escape" is a classic? 8:36 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. Chin up. Smile on. And GO! 4:46 AM Nov 24th from web
  20. Comedy Central: Germany is HILARIOUS. 2:26 PM Nov 23rd from web