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  1. The Pru is lit up pink... prolly for boobs
  2. is done cooking... for now
  3. is a kouign amann machine!
  4. @tanyacruzgarza We finally got heat! un-FML! :)
  5. Menu for tonight: Beef Wellington, Potatoes Dauphinois, Haricot Vert on shallot wine reduction and Prosecco poached pears w/creme Anglaise.
  6. FML
  7. @vizhnet @smackmacks Oh yeah... I forgot handcuffs had other uses.
  8. @smackmacks @vizhnet Scrolling thru tweets, I see "handcuffs ;-)" *screeech* Nice! I always end up with the kinks.
  9. is crabby and has a crashing headache but is keeping up appearances by smiling - but without using his eyes. Like this: http://digs.by/13qD
  10. The heat's busted. It was 10C in the house this morning.
  11. @vizhnet Oh boy, you've got @TMinistry and his imaginary friends today. #atheist
  12. @Adam4004 @BibleAlsoSays It's one thing to infer dark matter based on observations. It's another to infer the supernatural thru the natural
  13. @Adam4004 @BibleAlsoSays Both those things are detectable and no one claims dark matter or the Oort cloud is sentient.
  14. @Adam4004 @BibleAlsoSays Umm, your god is invisible and doesn't speak. That's called an imaginary friend. Delusion isn't evidence.
  15. @BibleAlsoSays @Adam4004 Actually your God offers you eternal life without proof or he offers eternal torture, also without proof. Nice guy.
  16. @kdobroth Excuse me - Ima let you finish - but Firefox is a way better browser for google wave
  17. RT @mllyssa: 2009 As Told In Google Wave http://is.gd/5wNVn -Oh... that's what it's for!
  18. @jessbrandi Well, yeah... NASCAR makes total sense (I think WeightWatchers sponsors him), but I'm pretty sure no one got presents from Noah.
  19. @jessbrandi Wait?! An xmas Noah's ark? WTF?
  20. RT @eeeegads: 7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital http://bit.ly/yBes2 <- Umm... OUCH!