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  1. Someone told me I looked like a young Benicio Del Toro today in the grocery line. I've decided to take it as a compliment.
  2. mate getting his eyes cut up at http://www.yorkshireeyehosp... today. good luck tiger.
  3. I woke up outside in the street this morning wearing nothing but a pair of fairy wings. The Girlfriend has such a wicked sense of humour.
  4. I'm rather surprised at what a mediocre Poker Player I actually am.
  5. I think I need to cut tomatoes out of my diet. It makes me aggressive and overly judgemental.
  6. @katedesmarais Thank you, I wrote it with you in mind.
  7. Just saw someone on Facebook who looks a little too much like me. Will have to have him eliminated.
  8. @2oceansvibe There is a rumour that Percy's hair feels like the silk worn by Zeus. Can you shed any light on this?
  9. @2oceansvibe Is that really Joost in the tape? You must have seen him in the showers. Come now, you can set the record straight.
  10. @mike_met You are a scholar and a gentleman, sir.
  11. Listening to Bart Simpson in stereo. Wish I could still remember how to do the Bartman.
  12. I just thought of the chicken curry I am going to have for lunch and my heart skipped a beat. What an exciting life I lead.
  13. @fustbariclation I'm in my early twenties. middle age is still a distant speck in time.
  14. A hot girl at the Dirty Skirts concert yesterday called me "sir". A part of me died inside. I am going to dye my hair now, grey is so 2004.
  15. Enjoying the overcast weather today, even though it's lead to my hair mincing ferociously.
  16. @buffyholic The theme is "Quirky".
  17. @katedesmaraisthe #quirk10 theme is, well, "quirky". Any ideas?
  18. Ditching the Princess vibe. Going to Mardi Gras later for ideas. #quirk10
  19. Fancy Dress 101 - The GF wants to go as a princess. She says I should then go as a frog. Not too keen on that.
  20. still searching for the perfect outfit for tomorrow night.