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  1. RT @MichMaybenot: http://ping.fm/vbOqZ - How embarrassing, I almost wore my @shaunbwilson outfit, too.
  2. @chadwilson1 There are a few commandments that the Tally Wilsons are causing me to struggle with. Your wife has made you a stumbling block.
  3. If unemployment reaches 12% I think as a country we should seriously consider offshoring any additional unemployment to India.
  4. @timsabin What kind of aristocrat do you take me for? My vest is a reflective construction vest. It matches my reflective ascot.
  5. @hills4neil Possibly interested in babysitting... how are your kids at pouring concrete?
  6. @kevinlwilson Your desparation's writing checks your camera can't cash.
  7. @momwilson Happy birthday!
  8. @colleensamantha Nah, we're cool.
  9. Rube Goldberg makes me feel better about the size of my carbon footprint.
  10. @TimSabin Now you start clicking the "Follow" button at the top of other Tumblogs. Start here. :oD http://twurl.nl/ergdgx
  11. Now I wish I hadn't given Cai my Ford stocks to play Insider Trading with her Gordon Gekko playgroup.
  12. http://ping.fm/p/lLQIT - Protip for those still at a party: A pocket square means they're Don Draper. Pretend you know who that is.
  13. My Kenneth Cole reaction is "Wrap it up."
  14. @chadwilson1 I don't get my Halloween costumes at Kmart.
  15. Having trouble finding a Sexy Kitty costume in a size 15.5/33.
  16. Will celebrate Halloween at work as a Northwest pilot. Vague "I wasn't napping" statement prepared.
  17. @kerimwilson My fever was under 105 and nothing was sprained or broken. Why would I go to a doctor?
  18. That was the Joe Paterno of head and chest colds.
  19. This is not a common cold. This is Rhin-El, last cold of Krypton.
  20. Turns out eating nearly an entire pumpkin cheesecake doesn't have the cold-healing properties that I hypothesized.