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  1. RT @berni6: @sharonrey that design hell link you sent was so awesome I've decided to tweet about it http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
  2. I know my gift for the white elephant party is good cause I want it. The only problem is I want it. #fb
  3. @LFournier tell my dad I said hi.
  4. @Joverb So close to where I work!
  5. @OutNumberedisMe Random: Certain patterns gross me out. Ex: There all these pot holes close to place and I can't look at them.
  6. Last weekend I drunk texted my dog.
  7. @LFournier I think I'm going to need you to start filling out a signout sheet. ha! I went and checked and of course...your office was dark.
  8. @LFournier Ummmm....are you still here?
  9. My hair is giving Tina Turner a run for her money this morning. #fb
  10. Googled a question starting with "Why...": Top Google search suggestion was "Why do men have nipples?" Just searched for that instead. #fb
  11. is watching Beowulf. #fb
  12. Kelly just yelled BIG BOOTY HO! as she walked onto the elevator not knowing a stranger was standing in there. Haha! #fb
  13. My balcony door is open and I'm listening to the sounds of the city, the wind quietly blowing, & some dude who keeps hocking up loogies. #fb
  14. Alicia's belly/vajayjay chain is making me uncomfortable.
  15. Alicia Keys can fly
  16. Is dorkin' it up with the ladies.
  17. @rainnwilson I'm curious. Is Dwight's abnormally loud keyboard on purpose or just the result of your in-character loud typing? So funny!
  18. Allergies are acting up and I wonder if anyone will notice if i wear pajamas the second half of work. ...Mona Robinson-style. #fb
  19. Copy machine solicitors just walked in our office & when they said who they were I gave them a loud "Wha-Whaaaaaaaaaaa!" Debbie Downer style
  20. @boredtodeath on hbo is awesome!