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  1. Vespa is in the shop, my laptop is filled with spyware, and it's freezing. Bad things come in 3s so I hope that's it for me for now.
  2. Merry Dog Christmas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUtPKbMwnRo&feature=player_embedded
  3. If Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck had a baby I'm pretty sure it would be the Anti-Christ.
  4. Cool 1906 map of SF after the quake: http://onemansblog.com/2008/04/04/gigapixel-photo-of-1906-san-francisco-earthquake-aftermath/
  5. @fullbright posing with the tarantula in my grandmother's house in AZ: http://transientexpression.wordpress.com/files/2009/12/arizona-7.jpg
  6. An atomic fireball is brutalizing my mouth right now. I like them in theory.
  7. "That's not a pokemon, that's a chinese meth-dragon" LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_YvW8zbjHk
  8. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
  9. Just system restored computer to get rid of spy/adware, and I think it's still there. FUCK.
  10. @TurquoiseBird You're in SF? For how long?
  11. Who wants to get ripped with me? I'm starting at level 3. http://hundredpushups.com/
  12. @fullbright Don't you want to come home and hang out with your girlfriend!?
  13. @BlueJedi Good luck! I sympathize with your nerves!
  14. What? Steven Seagal is secretly a cop? WTF! http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/12/02/DD3E1ASM6R.DTL
  15. @brookepedia Awesome! Congratulations!
  16. New DIY project for this week! http://transientexpression.wordpress.com/2009/12/01/shoe-jewelry/
  17. Apparently preventing heartburn involves not eating anything delicious. Damnit.
  18. I suspect that NPR was just embellishing stories this morning for comic effect. Come on, no one has the last name 'Dairyberry'
  19. I've decided that arrogance is one of my least favorite traits in people. So far I've encountered it in many more men than women.
  20. Not putting up any christmas decorations, just like last year.