sharigoldhagen
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Welcome to the winter of my discontent.
5:52 AM Dec 11th
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I wrote about MTVs Jersey Shore yesterday; somewhere in my parents basement my MFA turned to dust. Now I want to eat ham and drink water.
9:02 AM Dec 8th
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Just as I was thinking I had gross coffee breath, I found part of a broken candy cane in my coat pocket; man, I love the holidays!
12:47 PM Dec 5th
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Oh silly CNN, when I turn you on it's so you'll tell me the news, not tell me about the news I can read on your website.
12:36 PM Dec 2nd
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Just went through airport security with two computers; experience was sub par.
2:16 AM Nov 29th
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You know what's not that funny? When I say I'm from Cincinnati and people sing the WKRP theme song. Also not so funny, evil alien clowns.
9:27 PM Nov 21st
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If I ever did something scandal worthy, would The Post shorten my name in headlines to Sha-Go? That would kind of rock.
12:40 PM Nov 20th
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Thrill of Cincy victory diminished slightly by MIA M15 bus.
1:28 PM Nov 15th
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Coke Zero has quietly overtaken Diet Coke in the battle for my affections. But my heart still belongs to Vanilla Diet Coke--why did you go?
12:06 PM Nov 13th
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Apparently just throwing away juror questionnaires was a bad plan. Subpoena says I have to go to CH w/in 10 days or face jail time. Really?
10:39 PM Nov 9th
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Just told @ a story involving three different people named Michael; oddly a comedy of errors did not ensue.
12:07 PM Nov 9th
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Must be time to give Lycos a bath, she seems to have lost that new dog smell.
1:20 PM Nov 8th
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Walking on stopped escalators freaks me out.
6:09 AM Nov 6th
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Carly back on Days of Our Lives after 16 years. Wish I could pop back into town, w/ good hair, and cause troubs for all my ex-boyfriends.
10:49 AM Nov 5th
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Today I won the battle against laundry; I'll sleep on a bed with sheets tonight. Too well I know the pain of a closed sign at the cleaners.
11:52 AM Nov 3rd
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In an ironic twist, the marathon is blocking my way to the gym.
9:58 AM Nov 1st
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Supergirl should have an easier time getting a cab. . .
9:49 PM Oct 31st
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Probably a little too excited about the new paper towel dispenser in the Bauer Publishing bathroom. But, dude, the old one really sucked.
7:39 AM Oct 30th
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is trying to decide if 99.6 is a high enough fever to justify not working out. She's also wondering why she owns a thermometer.
11:03 AM Oct 27th
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On way to Friend Group (TM) reunion in Chicago; if you break into my apartment, feed Lycos.
9:43 AM Oct 21st
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- Name Shari Goldhagen
- Location NYC
- Web http://sharigoldh...
- Bio Stares at computer screen; sometimes writes things.
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