shannyk
Monthly iPhone cost = 1 night/week gymnastics. When I bend over, I think I should have gotten the iPhone...
| shannyk Seriously. Where the *fuck* are my Dora the Explorer bandaids??? |
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| shannyk These things I've forgotten...like the joy of ripping. From only swinging back and forth a couple times. |
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| shannyk Freakish item of the day: "Fortune telling ear cleaners" - only in Japan... |
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| shannyk POD: "Satan...he's actually kinda tasty!" |
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| shannyk It sounds like my neighbor is trying to take a chainsaw to something made of concrete, steel, and wood all mixed in. And I want to sleep. |
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| shannyk ...because at 60 years of age, we're still not responsible enough to be able to manage our own files and folders without help. |
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| shannyk POD: "You know, dad, I bet "Do you have a senior's rate?" is the one thing the gym *hasn't* been asked!" |
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| shannyk "Ice? Yeah, we usually keep it in the deli, under the heat lamps." |
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| shannyk If I could go back in time 8 years, I would tell myself "Don't stop. Even if you hate the coaches. Kay's going to be nasty anyways." |
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| shannyk POD: "I didn't think they were allowed to use *real* peanuts to pack stuff anymore" (meaning styrofoam vs. starch, not the nut...) |
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| shannyk It should be a law that every bank should have a "spoof@domain" address for every domain they own so people don't have to bounce and hunt. |
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| shannyk I am so damn tired. |
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| shannyk It's generally a bad idea to call your boss an "Oxy-popping gimp", even if it is entirely true and readily admitted to. |
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| shannyk There is the strangest underground economy at work. |
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| shannyk Signed up for gymnastics classes. Other options were hula hoop dance or aikido. This is gonna hurt. |
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| shannyk POD: "Think of it as the Sidestreet of Ill Lighting rather than the Path of Darkness" |
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| shannyk Headline of the day: "Texas polygamy sect launches clothing line" |
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| shannyk POD: "When you roll off the assistant manager, you might want to consider watering the flowers in your department..." |
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| shannyk Door prize 2.0: Don't park behind my garage door. Even if it is after 10 pm. Particularly if I think my opener batteries are dying... |
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