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shaneo

  1. I love Google RT Search. That's it... http://j.mp/8qwkra
  2. The Bill Minder app is a flaming piece of shit, thought you'd like to know.
  3. Cooking Indian food at home; curry, chutney, rice, and naan are here to kick hunger's ass. Man, I am fucking starved.
  4. I desperately trying to figure out a way to monetize my bowel movements and SEO my profanity. You know -- to help the Internet and all.
  5. Religion rocks. http://j.mp/7tCxMT
  6. Shant time, Hmm, brown... - http://tinyurl.com/ybs6yx3
  7. Restaurant ideas for the future: Buffalo Condor Wings... Let it sink in, now think about a basket of 6. Do they grow 12' celery sticks?
  8. What was it you said to me? Yippie-kayee, mother fucker. http://j.mp/5C1vuq
  9. Sifting through a bunch of trash on my computer -- found that missing sock I was looking for.
  10. Shant time, A lot of good words for nonbeliever in less than four minutes... - http://tinyurl.com/ybjskgj
  11. Heading to "Z" -- I guess everyone needs a little pretentious in their life.
  12. Praise Jesu... Oh, what the fuck is wrong with his stomach? http://bit.ly/6fYHdu
  13. Pretty much the truth. http://bit.ly/6UCWBd Support Net Neutrality. Please.
  14. "Born with a physiological condition that prohibits me from..." being taken seriously. http://j.mp/6QVuU1 Vampires suck, quite literally.
  15. Suckers. http://bit.ly/8DDlmW
  16. Shant time, Cats are vain little fuckers... - http://tinyurl.com/yfexo84
  17. "Enderle is the Sarah Palin of the technology world, minus all the fun jokes about the front-door view of Russia."  http://bit.ly/5u604k
  18. My dreams of a new abode are dashed on the rocks of affordabilty. Can't cheap and awesome just come out? I know they're hot for each other.
  19. Recliner, FTW. http://bit.ly/5lcajx Really, it's kinda sad, but 550# -- WTF man? Should've prayed for a kick-ass forklift or a hoveround.
  20. @ericblanton Happy birthday kitteh! or not. http://bit.ly/645Y8B