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  1. If I go down the stairs that means I have to climb them later... Decisions. http://pic.gd/2f82f6
  2. @homesliceva PestMasters 285-1191. Good people.
  3. I would but not sure she is 18+RT @JohnZFields: @shanejimison sent you a MMS on how awesomes I am. Feel free to post the pic of awesomeness.
  4. @horhey I mean that's fair right? I think I'm being generous actually.
  5. @horhey don't make me put you on notice Salgado
  6. @horhey Why would YOU listen to Oprah? She hates men.
  7. @nickdawson @RiverCityGal @JohnZFields @kmwjimison @horhey Mmmmmm champagne and bacon. I want to go to there.
  8. @horhey @nickdawson @rivercitygal FOUND IT http://bit.ly/5bf7WY Jorge, you are judged. Quick go punch a midget or do something manly.
  9. @horhey @RiverCityGal "Buddy the Elf, What's your favorite color?" ... "Good news, I saw a dog today!"
  10. @JohnZFields @kmwjimison @horhey @RiverCityGal basically anything off of Ella Fitzgerald's "Ella Wishes You a Swinging Christmas" is tops
  11. @RiverCityGal @horhey pleased to report I have no idea who this Ms Delilah person is.
  12. @RiverCityGal @horhey anyone else besides my ridiculous self interested in live-tweeting Elf?
  13. @RiverCityGal it was more like hand reaching high to the sky, like if someone asked a fat girl to raise her hand if she wanted cake.
  14. @RiverCityGal hmm that sounds detrimental to my productivity. so of course I'm in. ho ho ho bitches
  15. @RiverCityGal DO I? Looking up green tights online right now. Right after I find the elusive Bacon Mug.
  16. @nickdawson I told you there were no words. None. I'm a little hot and bothered. That's probably not normal.
  17. @RiverCityGal so proud.
  18. There are no words. BACON MUG http://bit.ly/7WqgJA @nickdawson
  19. @RiverCityGal the best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing it loud for all to hear
  20. RT @mtnbke: “Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, travelers don’t know where they’re going.” – Paul Theroux #Thanksgiving #travel #quote