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  1. don't get your kid a cell phone for xmas. if they are asking for one, it just means they're up to no good and probably don't deserve it.
  2. (out of character) for some of my newer followers, please be advised that I am not the real Shane Hipps. I'm just an inspired impostor.
  3. working it out with @marshillorg to teach via satellite. i know my books say that's a bad idea but it's so damn cold there in the winter.
  4. big thanks to apprising ministries for producing a transcript of the last sermon I preached at @marshillorg: http://tinyurl.com/yglx3tu
  5. FYI-I won't be teaching @ Mars Hill as much as I'll rebutting point-by-point the heresy in @realrobbell's sermons. G-RAP needs da Word!
  6. who ever wrote this song needs to read my books ASAP: http://bit.ly/4ozyTL
  7. I'm pretty sure the more digits you have in your Twitter ranking means that Jesus loves you more....and I have a boat load of digits.
  8. went to the U2 concert last night with @zlind76 & @hshrader. The concert would have been good if they hadn't used so much technology.
  9. yes, it's true I'll be teaching at Mars Hill along with Mark Driscoll. Gonna bring the real version of the gospel to seattle.
  10. @4forNik you have to work pretty hard to confuse me w/ @FakeShane. I have way cooler hair and I love Jesus way more than he does.
  11. If you think my talk at #cat09 was heretical, then you're probably going to hell. sorry. http://bit.ly/31IGp
  12. @chuckdennie at least I can spell.
  13. you're welcome #cat09. who's this @realrobbell guy? why is everyone still waiting around for this dude?
  14. i really feel sorry for @realrobbell because he has to take the #cat09 stage after me. he might want to just not show up.
  15. #catalyst is not a conference, it's a fight. I'll crush all other speakers w/ my talk "shock & awe: droppin' bombs of anabaptist theology"
  16. if anyone is caught twittering during my talk at #catalyst, the holy spirit will exit their body immediately.
  17. launching a contest: write the most generous description of trinity mennonite church and win a spa day: http://churchrater.com/
  18. Today's sermon: How Twitter will pull the plug on grandma. Tears were cried. Lives were changed.
  19. breakfast w/ @jonestony. he had bacon and eggs. i had strawberry smoothie and toast. developed our action movie script idea.
  20. follow friday on twitter is inauthentic/disembodied. this is an example of an authentic "follow friday": http://tinyurl.com/lgq23p