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  1. Police sirens are like crying babies.
  2. every time i see 'What's happening?' at the top of the page, i hear it in @mcpb's voice. followed by "i keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring"
  3. @twoname fine dude don't use my network then. see what i care.
  4. http://twitpic.com/qruxv - I am so gonna stab this thing.
  5. ...AND bananarama in the back of an acura.
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  8. ITZ GOIN DOWN NOV. 31ST @ NONAME CLUB IN NYC!! DJ WHODAFUCK ON DA ONEZ & TWOZ!! LIVE MUSIC BY MC DOOSHBAG OF STREETROADAVENUE ENTERTAINMENT!
  9. #theyesyesyalls is more than a meme.
  10. Left to my own devices, i'm deviceless and full of vices.
  11. Pet Peeves: people who didn't "get" burn after reading.
  12. Pet Peeves: people who didn't "get" there will be blood.
  13. So apparently a bacardi, gin, captain and coke is called a james brown. did. not. know that.
  14. "dude...the bass player in this band? i totally used to hold hands with him at the roller rink. how random is that?"
  15. And 5 more when i dared turn twitter back on.
  16. Congrats CLT bots. you nudged me 58 times before i managed to get "OFf" thru as a text.
  17. Looks like a thumbprint. only inside the thumbprint is some smoke, a shooting star and my eye.
  18. http://twitpic.com/qgp27 - Picture taken by mistake earlier tonite. no idea what it is.
  19. "i didn't know you sang!" "i didn't in highschool." "but you were in chorus." "yeah for easy credits."
  20. This just in...i pick up a wireless signal on my front porch. me and my laptop both wish it was warmer out.