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  1. From my four year old: "fairies live in New Jersey". Who knew?
  2. Kaboom-ing the bathroom and kitchen. It's what Billy Mays would have wanted.
  3. Ok, other than the extra 1s of course :-)
  4. 102.8 has no business being a body temperature. Radio station, sure, but temperature? Crazy body. Yet I don't even feel all that bad...11
  5. Just got passed by the google maps car! (28th and 3rd, Manhattan)
  6. Mention plane fares in tweet, immediately start getting spammy travel agency followers. Block block block...
  7. Twice this week I've learned I can cook my way out of homesickness. This discovery could save me a fortune on airfares.
  8. Fell for an April Fool's trick in my dream last night. Even my subconscious thinks I'm a gullible fool. Could make for a long day...
  9. A miracle - threaten to take laptop to Apple store, and it fixes itself. 2 hours ago this tweet would've been 1 character plus 139 spaces!
  10. The ugly flipside of "new Mac smell" : "stricken Mac sound". Off to the Apple store this afternoon to see what can be done for my baby.
  11. Feeling proud of my 4-year old, she just learned how to drag and drop. Soon will be better with computer than pencil, just like her old man!
  12. Feeling both nostalgic and sad looking at old haunts in Nottingham on Google Street View. Much has changed or even gone completely.
  13. @msemtd addictive, isn't it. was amazed to find our old office building is now a health and beauty college. how the world changes...
  14. Would undoubtedly fail driving test if I had to take it again today because of my lousy parallel parking. Granted, I've had only 2hrs sleep.
  15. Two fun two-word phrases for an enjoyable evening: guest list (thanks @kristinhersh), happy hour. Cheers!
  16. No middle of night car alarms or daughter wakeups, seeing favourite band play tonight.. "and I think to myself, what a wonderful world..."
  17. Second discovery: even once you report it to 911, they (apparently) don't do much. So, so tired this morning as a result.
  18. Interesting discovery from last night: call 311 (general city helpline) to complain about car alarms going off, and they transfer you to 911
  19. Cheeky flyer from Time Warner today trying to disguise a rate hike as a CHANCE TO SAVE BIG BUCKS!! by locking in the old rate for 2 years..
  20. Quick, someone strap Nancy Pelosi down! She's out of control behind Obama tonight. I mean, let him at least half finish his sentences...