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  1. Open memo to the people who design dress patterns: Sometimes girls have boobs. Please adjust your worldview accordingly. 7:39 PM Nov 4th from web
  2. @porschespider That's awesome that you're doing NaNoWriMo; I wish I was doing it, but I have zero free time! 5:48 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to porschespider
  3. Call centers turn people into hyper-versions of themselves. Too bored & pointless to be fake; you end up becoming yourself...but more so. 7:19 AM Aug 22nd from web
  4. @dattadayadhvam Don't watch it; read the TWoP recaps. Watching the actual show is like if "Pride and Prejudice" were narrated by Mrs Bennett 2:49 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to dattadayadhvam
  5. New job=new clothes. 2:44 PM Jul 12th from web
  6. Of all the things I could be allergic to, it had to be sunny summer days... 11:07 AM Jul 9th from web
  7. Reliving the awesomeness of Dawson's Creek, one precocious teenager at a time... 2:20 PM Jul 7th from web
  8. Bring back Holiday Spice Pepsi!!!!! 7:48 AM Jul 6th from web
  9. Why are those colour-blindness dot tests necessary? Don't colour-blind people know they're colour-blind? 7:29 PM Jul 5th from web
  10. A Jelly Bean that tastes like an ice cream that tastes like a birthday cake. How Meta. And Awesome. 2:39 PM Jul 3rd from web
  11. Putting maxipads behind the Needs' counter is a bad idea; no one should have to listen to the butch clerk go on about her super heavy flow. 1:00 PM Jul 2nd from web
  12. Just found out my husband has never heard of Speidi or The Hills. What's that they say about ignorance again? 11:18 AM Jul 1st from web
  13. Why am I so effing tired? And why is the Canada Day concert in Dartmouth??? Grr... 8:52 AM Jul 1st from web
  14. Got a fantastic idea for a novel last night. Wish I could remember what it was... 8:35 PM Jun 30th from web
  15. I want to wallpaper my house so it looks just like this Twitter background. 4:52 PM Jun 30th from web