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  1. Late one night in the Washington, D.C. area a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of … http://ilaughapp.com/18217 @ilaugh 12:32 AM Nov 29th from iLaugh
  2. One weekend my friend, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a pla … http://ilaughapp.com/18714 @ilaugh 12:31 AM Nov 29th from iLaugh
  3. A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a … http://ilaughapp.com/24525 @ilaugh 12:29 AM Nov 29th from iLaugh
  4. Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the beginning o … http://ilaughapp.com/18130 @ilaugh 9:27 AM Nov 17th from iLaugh
  5. A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. < … http://ilaughapp.com/16795 @ilaugh 7:06 PM Oct 31st from iLaugh
  6. A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lad … http://ilaughapp.com/19174 @ilaugh 7:05 PM Oct 31st from iLaugh
  7. A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. <br … http://ilaughapp.com/18745 @ilaugh 7:04 PM Oct 31st from iLaugh
  8. "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a str … http://ilaughapp.com/25623 @ilaugh 7:01 PM Oct 31st from iLaugh
  9. Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained ab … http://ilaughapp.com/25180 @ilaugh 7:19 PM Oct 22nd from iLaugh
  10. Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the … http://ilaughapp.com/18386 @ilaugh 1:01 AM Oct 19th from iLaugh
  11. A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his gi … http://ilaughapp.com/17070 @ilaugh 1:24 AM Oct 14th from iLaugh
  12. As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. … http://ilaughapp.com/17180 @ilaugh 1:21 AM Oct 14th from iLaugh
  13. Men vs. Women A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it. A woman will pay … http://ilaughapp.com/25490 @ilaugh 1:20 AM Oct 14th from iLaugh
  14. In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little … http://ilaughapp.com/17262 @ilaugh 1:17 AM Oct 14th from iLaugh
  15. The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly … http://ilaughapp.com/16845 @ilaugh 12:54 AM Oct 13th from iLaugh
  16. A group of high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To save money, they had to room toget … http://ilaughapp.com/18577 @ilaugh 12:51 AM Oct 13th from iLaugh
  17. Raising teenagers is a challenge, so my hubby and I came up with the following rules to help the … http://ilaughapp.com/19056 @ilaugh 12:47 AM Oct 13th from iLaugh
  18. When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In his sleep. Not scre … http://ilaughapp.com/28677 @ilaugh 2:04 PM Oct 12th from iLaugh
  19. Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer fresh out … http://ilaughapp.com/28739 @ilaugh 1:59 PM Oct 12th from iLaugh
  20. When I was: Four years old: My daddy can do anything. Five years old: My daddy … http://ilaughapp.com/18651 @ilaugh 12:34 AM Oct 11th from iLaugh