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  1. Filling out an application for a grant from the Arts Council on a whim. 2:53 PM Nov 14th from web
  2. @birdsflew No, same thing really, used to chat all the time when on MSN but he dissapeared didnt he! 1:54 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to birdsflew
  3. @birdsflew Awww! Dan Morrison! Such a sweetie pie! 1:48 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to birdsflew
  4. @JabberwockJess @Kapplar All very good! Wanna bro out after work sometime next week? 4:40 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to JabberwockJess
  5. Looking up brilliant derivations of Bro on Urban Dictionary. Brohan Solo is a fast favourite! 3:37 AM Nov 12th from web
  6. Got a sore throat,so the answer seems to be Lidl apricot filled gingerbread hearts coated in dark chocolate for breakfast,I'm a classy lady! 12:18 AM Nov 11th from web
  7. 'Cosy Bag 2: The Office Warmer' will live in my drawer with a big bottle of soy sauce & the fabled lemon neurofen. 6:41 AM Nov 10th from web
  8. NO! This sucks! Luella, my favourite high end designer, has ceased trading before I'm rich enough to ever afford it =*( http://bit.ly/DuNUi 6:24 AM Nov 10th from web
  9. @jezfuk Bravo! 5:08 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to jezfuk
  10. I just purchased a cosy bag for the office. Now everyone can know what a freezing freak I am. 5:07 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. I hoped UP had made me kinder, but I just got yelled at by a very old man for 15 minutes & everytime he coughed I hoped he'd have a stroke 3:37 AM Nov 9th from web
  12. Rather pleased with my atrium-esque old lady wallpaper! http://yfrog.com/3mdevrj 11:26 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  13. East Hoathly Fireworks were the best I've ever seen. Sorry Dave Grohl, but Foo Fighters at Reading 2002 just got beaten big time. 3:02 PM Nov 7th from web
  14. @birdsflew yeah, i like the single but after the green album i was never overwhelmed again! 3:00 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to birdsflew
  15. Woop! Down a whole belt notch today! Thats unexpected. Now to ruin this surprise with fairy cakes and a lazy day meeting my friends Kitten! 2:59 AM Nov 7th from web
  16. Dear Sir, thankyou so much for not folding up your fold up bike on a packed train. It really was no inconvenience for me to stand with mine. 2:26 AM Nov 2nd from web
  17. I'm poor because I only drink spirits,always buy the clothes I want, refuse to eat cheap food & always do what i want. I love being poor! 5:17 AM Oct 16th from web
  18. @JabberwockJess oh yes. It enraged me very much. 3:59 AM Oct 16th from web in reply to JabberwockJess
  19. WOW! Jan Moir is an unbelievably huge cunt. 3:50 AM Oct 16th from web
  20. @JabberwockJess I'm sure it will be fine! Thankyou SO much! xx 3:29 AM Oct 16th from web in reply to JabberwockJess
  • Name shahnaz zarif
  • Location Brighton
  • Web http://ribbonsand...
  • Bio Socially awkward girl/woman. Inscrutable to those I don't know, Intolerable to those I do!
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