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  1. @raghuvanshr You could just sleep instead.
  2. @raghuvanshr Awesome. I spend a lot of my time staring stupidly at the ceiling.
  3. @raghuvanshr Do you never sleep?
  4. *sigh* story of my life RT @stupidusmaximus There has to be more to life than just checking out Twitter upda - *oooh look 3 new tweets!*
  5. Family Guy and Morgan Freeman. Ahahahahaha. | http://bit.ly/HX4ZS
  6. @raghuvanshr I didn't think excuses were necessary. But alright. If the bedspread's that important to you.
  7. @raghuvanshr But spandex is essential. You could leave out the bedspread. What would you call yourself?
  8. @raghuvanshr That actually makes me yawn. You must have superpowers.
  9. @raghuvanshr The sound of your constant sighing will probably put me to sleep.
  10. @rashirv As long as it isn't hot pink.
  11. @raghuvanshr Many many cups of extra-strong real coffee. You must not fail me.
  12. @raghuvanshr Sadly you're mildly entertaining.
  13. @raghuvanshr I've had four cups of coffee in under an hour. Sleep is distant. Want to bore me to sleep?
  14. @raghuvanshr I am not. My reflexes are slow today. I haven't had much sleep. I... Fine *repeats dully* I'm randomly walking into furniture.
  15. My brain is shutting down. I'm walking into random pieces of furniture now.
  16. @raghuvanshr Aha you're right. Ingenious is the adjective version. Sigh. Like I said. Delirium caused by lack of sleep *stifles yawn*.
  17. @raghuvanshr They can share the adjective. They're genii.
  18. @raghuvanshr Douglas Adams is a genius.
  19. @raghuvanshr Deadlines are. *sigh*
  20. It's difficult to come up with intelligent things to tweet about when you're running on less than three hours of sleep. Case in point.