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I have zero emails in my inbox at this time. You may commence the hushed awe-filled silence.2:43 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
Too bad I can't bottle staring at a spreadsheet in Excel. I'd make a killing in the sleeping pill market.2:41 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
The time when you have a holiday from work and your children still have to go to school shall be known hereafter as "The Golden Days"2:38 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
What time is it? Time to waste some time for the next 20 minutes. I totally need a break from all the hard work I've done all day.2:36 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
I need to find a good way to rate my songs at work. iTunes is on my home computer. Too bad you can't rate them on your iPod.2:22 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
Plowing through old work to make headway against the ever mounting tide of backlog. I have next week off and want to clear the decks.2:20 PM Nov 20thfrom TweetDeck
Billy Jean is not unduver. Shes just a curl sees that I am a nun.1:18 PM Nov 20thfrom web
Every time I find a good book, I can't seem to put it down and walk away. I practically devoured Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.4:42 PM Nov 19thfrom TweetDeck