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- when the *horses* test positive for banned substances, the problem is truly epidemic.12:19 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from twhirl
- evidently pole vaulting coaches are total dicks11:46 PM Aug 18th, 2008 from twhirl
- awesome, swept by the astros. im now putting myself on waivers... any team need a new fan? =\3:49 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from twhirl
- One inning, two pitchers give up 7 free bases (2 hit batsmen, 5 walks). Go Giants! *weeps*7:08 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from twhirl
- @isaacclarke Pimping my good friend Isaac Clarke. Help spread the word.11:00 AM Aug 13th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to isaacclarke
- Slingbox... best purchase ever, especially during olympic season.10:51 AM Aug 13th, 2008 from twhirl
- a friend of mine keeps showing up on TV commercials during the olympic broadcasts and it is bizarre to say the least. Exxon engineer ftw!11:24 AM Aug 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- if you don't know what to look for, watching fencing is just ridiculous.11:54 AM Aug 9th, 2008 from twhirl
- Just discovered that the singular of "galoshes" is, in fact, one "galosh."5:13 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from twhirl
- There is nothing like listening to a conversation in spanglish to realize how nice it is to be bilingual.12:02 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from twhirl
- @magic_tickle Sending a tweet while driving? Hands free law, dude!9:42 AM Aug 8th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to magic_tickle
- "Before me there were no created things,
Only eterne, and I eternal last.
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"6:24 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from twhirl
- "name your own price" == "we'll find you a hotel in west bunglefarts that is actually worth half of the price you entered"3:26 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from twhirl
- @jpedumont I think that means that when Favre succumbs to the curse, the wall they hang his retired jersey on will simultaneously collapse10:55 AM Aug 7th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to jpedumont
- a bunch of people in a closed room have decided our fates and won't tell us what's going on. what a helpless feeling.10:52 AM Aug 6th, 2008 from twhirl
- i just discovered that i type way faster and with fewer mistakes when i have headphones on. bizarre.5:18 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from twhirl
- is it me or does brett farve just need to shut the hell up?4:35 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from twhirl
- why is everyone always late for meetings? Make a meeting at 10:30, show up at 10:30!10:36 AM Aug 5th, 2008 from twhirl
- "Hands-free" does not mean "hold the microphone in front of your face."9:57 AM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
- Against my better judgment I have begun to tweet. I begin with strange Japanese antics: http://tinyurl.com/36sr7w11:03 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
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- Name DAF
- Location San Francisco
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