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  1. accidentally drank 2 rockstars because I didn't remember drinking the first one. I predict a huge crash.
  2. someone I know had candy confiscated by HR. Some sort of "intervention" I think... This sounds like a good VH1 reality show staring Dr. Drew
  3. Almost was run over for the 3rd time today in a parking lot. Guess I should stop dressing like Johnny Cash.
  4. People lined up outside Beltramo's at 9:50am. Some secret wine sale today? Hweird.
  5. 3am hurts. So does 4am and 5am. I'm definitely a "after the sun rises" person
  6. Is it supposed to smell like cat litter when they roast coffee? Maybe it's kopi luwat
  7. Just wrestled with a kid at the mall over the last pillow pet. That was close. MERRY CHRISTMAS! ;-)
  8. Mexican food, especially burritos and nachos, should be priced by the pound.
  9. the UPS guy just saw me on the street and waved hi like we're bff. I wonder what he's getting me for christmas.
  10. L-O-L smiley face
  11. HAPPY: getting a bbq pork bun to snack on SAD: the cashier saying, "oh, so only 1 today?"
  12. DAMN YOU TARGET AND YOUR WONDERFUL BARGAINS ON STUFF THAT MAKES ME FAT
  13. ... and now a BLT for lunch, emphasis on the B. Today is starting off great but may end up w/ a pint of hagen daz on the treadmill
  14. In order of awesomeness first thing in the morning... #1 hot coffee, #2 cold pizza, #3 cold cheeseburger... but #3 is gaining ground fast.
  15. Somehow a trip to Safeway on Thanksgiving morning seemed like a good idea. Never have I been so wrong.
  16. Don't you hate it when it says "para espanol marque cinco" so you hit 5... only to remember you don't "para espanol"?
  17. Forget driving in the rain... people in SF don't know how to WALK in the rain. I assume they were tourists.
  18. Just saw someone jogging and suddenly felt tired and winded. Good thing I have that gym membership!
  19. today is definitely gonna be a "UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A" kinda day
  20. facebook official