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  1. Boys have graduated from 'Penguins of Madagascar' to 'The Simpsons'. My work as a father is done.
  2. Cracking first Tuborg Julebryg of the season. Likely not last. Fa la la la la &c.
  3. @alekstephens: quit cracking my head with your head.
  4. And with the conclusion of first quarter parent conferences, I can stop channeling Frank Costanza. Or not.
  5. Either the air is darkening into an ominous gloom brooding above the monstrous town angered by the departure of the sun or too much Conrad.
  6. Yay! Our cloyingly sweet Christmas cards have arrived from @Moo (fast!). Odds now good we'll get them mailed out by roughly Valentines Day.
  7. One son now old enough to be trusted to play computer game unsupervised. Other old enough to be trusted to scribble on screen w/ ballpoint.
  8. Win a new Canon 7D (or 2500 photo scans) from @ScanCafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/dgYgA
  9. Now this, THIS, is definitely not Nutella. #parenting
  10. Oh, thank god, it's only Nutella. #parenting
  11. It's a sandwich party with leprechauns. http://bit.ly/7efnVc
  12. I hope everyone's enjoying their turkey as much as I'm enjoying this heaping pile of F. Scott frigging Fitzgerald presentations I'm grading.
  13. Nothing! Just scanning a sandwich. What?
  14. Magda (kneading red marzipan): "Now I just need to make a Lightning McQueen." Adam (at his leisure): "start with the spoiler." #birthdaycake
  15. So glad they're giving us two days off so I can finally get some god damn work done.
  16. Just clicked on 'BUY NOW' for domain name www.comefriendlybombs.com. For the time being, though, keep your set tuned to http://bit.ly/6TedmR
  17. Sad to report: homemade blender biohazard sriracha shelflife only about a week. Adapting recipe for smaller, more easily contained batches.
  18. Win a new Canon 5DMKII (or $2500 Gift Cert) from @OPGear & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/BqU8N
  19. @mrskennedy: we were all poised to give snapfish a try when Moo finally deigned to accept our rickety mastercard.
  20. Mr. Stephens regrets he's unable to lunch today.