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  1. Dear baby mama: did you know you just pushed baby's stroller into traffic against the light? Oh. You did know? Ok. Just checking. Carry on. 4:42 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  2. Talking social media and doing a live show & tell @ Bertucci's. Love this stuff! 10:31 AM Nov 14th from web
  3. Do you write? Read this and no one gets hurt: http://bit.ly/1bxMkK. Then buy this for a good cause: http://bit.ly/pFrhn 11:18 AM Nov 3rd from web
  4. "The issue is not that you're a jerk. It's that you're a jerk who has the facts wrong." ROTFL! 8:32 PM Sep 10th from web
  5. "If you're going to be wrong, do it at the top of your voice!" (@iAMolbermann) 8:28 PM Sep 10th from web
  6. Cumberland (RI) Water Authority blames coffee-colored water on residents watering their lawns! http://bit.ly/4Aqkfu 3:36 PM Sep 10th from web
  7. Dear Jaywalker: Really? Are you, like, daring me? After the week I've had? 11:33 AM Aug 28th from Twitterrific
  8. Pizza Hut surprised me with a great mobile experience! http://bit.ly/EIlmc 6:23 PM Aug 9th from Twitterrific
  9. Yard work: the most efficient way to go from 'perfectly nice day' to 'utterly feeble.' 12:14 PM Jul 19th from TwitterBerry
  10. Enriching the Cirque du Soleil experience, nearby audience members offer thoughtful observations: "I like the props they got in this." 7:33 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterBerry
  11. Analyzing Twitter unsatisfying? (Ragan) http://tinyurl.com/mo4qew 1:00 PM Jun 23rd from web
  12. I'd like to buy a vowel. No, wait, I'd like to solve the puzzle. Please, can I just solve this damn puzzle already?! 12:34 PM Jun 23rd from web
  13. RT: @SteveKayser Favorite line of the week: "The trouble with him is he lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech" -GBS 12:22 PM Jun 23rd from web
  14. Insomnia is a cruel mistress. 11:32 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
  15. In the future, we'll all use "Photoshop Live" to manipulate our visages in real time. Look better instantly with a molecular digital mask! 10:30 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
  16. No, no, no, no! I am NOT protesting! You're wrong! I am NOT protesting! 8:57 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
  17. Is it me, or is rhat whole Ed Hardy graphic t-shirt thing just DONE??? (Please?) 1:26 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
  18. Spotted @ the mall: one hand crippled by a cast, the other by 3-in fuscia fingernails! Add stillettos for the trifecta! 12:23 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
  19. If a peacock struts in the forest, and nobody's there to see him, can he still attract a customer? 6:01 PM May 20th from TwitterBerry
  20. Most important Twitter thought: tweet people as u wish 2 b tweeted! 4:27 PM May 19th from TwitterBerry