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I usually drink out of the tap to save the company money, but there was no water coming out of the cold one in the airport.
9 minutes ago
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Got to get my expenses for yesterday signed off. Hope Peter won't mind that I super-sized my meal deal to XL and had a shake.
12 minutes ago
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I just hope the wife believes that's how someone else's saliva got on my collar.
about 16 hours ago
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Peter fell asleep on the flight back, resting his head on my shoulder. He is the boss, I couldn't shrug him off.
about 16 hours ago
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Eight sandwiches and two pork pies as lunch for 13 people? That says more about this office's budget issues than any PowerPoint presentation
about 21 hours ago
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At least we have better laptops than the Newcastle lot. Mike needed help lifting his off its trolley and up onto the desk
about 22 hours ago
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Not sure it could penetrate a bulkhead though. Although if it could that would be a great marketing point.
about 23 hours ago
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And he confiscated my stapler, said it could be a weapon. To be fair, the Rexel OfficePro 5100 does feature class-leading paper penetration.
about 23 hours ago
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A man had to X-ray my shoes. He found the emergency pen and post-it notes I keep in the heal.
2:01 AM Nov 30th
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Peter's power supply is so heavy he had to pay the excess baggage fee. It's a false economy sticking with these old Amstrads.
12:38 AM Nov 30th
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Early start - flying EasyJet to Newcastle office. My company laptop's so big I had to check it in as hold luggage.
11:15 PM Nov 29th
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Therefore, I couldn't go higher than 7/10 in her post-dinner appraisal due to vegetable inconsistencies.
6:37 AM Nov 29th
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She now needs to ensure the carrots and broccoli are 'singing from the same hymn sheet' going forward, ie, boiled equally
6:31 AM Nov 29th
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Sunday roast went well. Wife took onboard last week's criticisms and gave me 25% more parsnips and ensured gravy temperature was kept high.
6:09 AM Nov 29th
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123MB / 124MB. I'll have to get a taxi.
4:49 PM Nov 25th
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122MB / 124MB. You'd think it would speed up after everyone's gone home. The cleaners don't use the network.
10:47 AM Nov 25th
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115MB / 124MB. Better tell the wife to turn the oven down, there's no way I'm making the 18.29 tonight.
9:51 AM Nov 25th
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99MB / 124MB. I'd pop out to the internet cafe with my USB stick if it wasn't raining so much.
8:47 AM Nov 25th
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78MB / 124MB. It's not going to finish by home time. I've unplugged the printer but it's still there.
8:16 AM Nov 25th
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Nigel, what's the secret password that lets you cancel someone else's print job? Some idiot's doing a 124MB PDF.
7:08 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Gary J. Cutlackowitz
- Location Meeting Room #4
- Web http://sexyexecs....
- Bio Chief CEO & Managing Assistant President of Sexy Executives Inc.
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