sexualcabinetry
-
@: Stilton has a strong smell, but it's one of the most subtle and smooth cheeses in existence once it's in your mouth. Have a try.
2:11 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
1:04 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
@: Srsly. If I could pick just one cheese to marry, it would be my life long love, Mr. Stilton. So happy we would be.
1:04 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
@: But bleu cheese is awesome. Sit down with a little nubbin of Stilton and some Port some time, you'll make a new friend.
12:59 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
What is it about Levi Johnston that would demand a Playgirl shoot? Is it that we are the liberal media elite and YES WE CAN? Splendid.
12:58 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
@: That Count Dracula article jumpstarted my morning. Bravo to everyone involved.
12:21 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
I'm fairly convinced Kwanzaa is a brilliant troll. "Let's convince white people we celebrate African Christmas by lighting menorahs!"
12:15 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
@: YOU SEE? YOU SEEEE?! I'M NOT CRAZY!
11:58 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
@: It's OK, not all of us are braindead Randroids hellbent on fighting the imagined terrors of altruism.
1:54 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
Maybe we'll follow it up with pink Hostess Snowballs.
1:45 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
Culinary transgression is a perfectly legitimate response to the boosh-wah NW urge to put oysters in a turkey. JELLY SAUCE FTW.
1:44 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
IF IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A BRIGHT RED CAN OF WOBBLY BRIGHT RED, IT'S NOT ON OUR FUCKING TABLE, YOU GODDAMN PUSSIFIED PANSIES.
1:43 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
A long time ago our family decided that the canned, jellied cranberry sauce is the only correct option. Fuck you and your "sauce".
1:42 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
Turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, rolls... my mom is handling dessert.
1:41 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
Getting my turkey day details finished. I AM THE POULTRY LIZARD KING.
1:39 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
"I'm shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain. Although, that's how I heard Ed MacMahon broke his neck."
1:13 AM Nov 20th
from web
-
Good lord, "The Other Boleyn Girl" is the most boring period drama I have ever witnessed.
2:25 PM Nov 19th
from web
-
I am fairly certain now that I am not an Atheist, and nor am I anything other than a Deist. Fuck you and your sun god!
11:44 PM Nov 18th
from web
-
Is it socially heretical for me to pronounce that the world would be better off if Germany had WON WW1? No Nazis, no communists...
11:05 PM Nov 18th
from web
-
@: She did, however, write the children's classic, "Sarah Palin and Tall".
10:56 PM Nov 18th
from web
|
- Name sexualcabinetry
- Location Olympiard, WA
- Web http://www.livejo...
- Bio Cartoonist, writer, armchair hermeneuticist, Father Dougal lookalike and curator of the Dentist Rock Hall of Fame.
|
