sexiipanda
@killabunnies noooo! alright fine. :| i hate the marina, but sometimes waking up next to bad morning breath makes it better.
| sexiipanda i'd hate to admit that jason mraz's "i'm yours" is a great song...:| |
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| sexiipanda http://xkcd.com/432/ <----this is how i felt on the day it was drawn. :sigh: |
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| sexiipanda whoever said it was a good idea that i get stoned last night should be smacked in the face. |
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| sexiipanda silversun pickups are a great way to finish the day. air guitaring them at work causing lots of stares = awesomness |
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| sexiipanda @lonestarroy why yes, yes we've met. quite a bit, in fact. also, twitter is being stupid and won't let me send direct messages. |
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| sexiipanda my boss watching baby shows is making my belly envy go fucking CRAZY |
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| sexiipanda when all my friends are married, it makes it hard to want to stay single or in a long term committed relationship |
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| sexiipanda @keaneiscool the only thing better than that is going to Bourbon & Branch with a sexy man named Keane |
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| sexiipanda writing the 400th review...while slightly intoxicated. YAY |
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| sexiipanda that's what happens when i start getting delirious...as if that actually happened. :sigh: |
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| sexiipanda the ex is trying to delete his yelp profile. um...did i win? |
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| sexiipanda got a PM from the ex: "guess we aren't cool :(" *cries silently* |
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| sexiipanda i wish i was the dominatrix. i have alot of unchecked aggression i need to get out. i'm such a masochist. |
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| sexiipanda drinking + ex = crying screaming mess at Dada. someone shoot me, please. |
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| sexiipanda my stomach is in ropes, i don't want my eyes to be subjected to the truth behind that pretty face of yours... |
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| sexiipanda had a relapse last night and cried herself to sleep |
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| sexiipanda needs to delete all pictures from her computer. now. |
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| sexiipanda no kittah! that's MAH pad thai! also, seeing ex's on talk threads has gradually gotten a little more strange. he should be laconic. |
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| sexiipanda him: am i going to get shot? me: no, my dad doesn't own a gun, he'll just kill you with his bare hands. |
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