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G'night, Twittsburgh. Aisle bee hear awl weak. Tip yr weightress + stay tooned for tonite's haus banned, Jon Cougar Concentration Camp {sic}about 1 hour agofrom web
Fare the well. It's time for me to say goodnight. I wish the sweetest of dreams for all the awesome residents of Twittsburgh, pop. infinity.about 1 hour agofrom web
The ring around the moon looks like light and love, neither of which I get enough of down here.about 1 hour agofrom web
SBTB shoulda had a Halloween episode where A.C. "Slayer" pretended to be a slasher. Then the band Slayer could show up + kill 'em all 4 realabout 1 hour agofrom web
I wish Max from Saved By the Bell's final magic trick was disappearing act by suicide.about 1 hour agofrom web
Zack Morris was just pretending to be Middle Eastern. Ah, the good ol' days when you could be racist on TV w/out consequence.about 1 hour agofrom web
