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  1. @gabrielbriano Sounds like an odd adult encounters ad on Craigslist. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. @KiyoshiTomono When will your story be aired? 2:40 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to KiyoshiTomono
  3. @KiyoshiTomono I think it's funny how we can call coordinated discrimination policies "transitions" when churches do it. 2:25 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to KiyoshiTomono
  4. Only two tools needed for life; WD-40 & Duct Tape. If it doesn't move & should, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move & does, use the duct tape. 2:21 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. I'm encouraged that my generation treats their veterans with much more respect than the previous generation did theirs. Service is sacrifice 9:31 AM Nov 11th from web
  6. By definition, the Golden Rule is the most malleable rule of all. 10:07 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. Tooth Fairy Pic 1) http://bit.ly/2ieBji Pic 2) http://bit.ly/42zgv2 pic 3) http://bit.ly/42zgv2 pic 4) http://bit.ly/3a14Wu 4:12 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. Loving my Tooth Fairy Costume... 2:55 AM Oct 31st from MySpace
  9. Kayla had the kids bring me a big soda at the office, and I was so happy about it, that for a second I almost understood Joe Lieberman. 2:19 PM Oct 29th from web
  10. ...and BTW, does anyone have solid market data on hotcakes when they were first introduced? 12:41 AM Oct 29th from web
  11. If anyone sees the sun, tell him he's not wanted back for another 9 months or so. I'm all booked up, and winter had me at "hello". 12:36 AM Oct 29th from web
  12. I do too http://i.imgur.com/EMKdt.jpg 11:47 AM Oct 28th from web
  13. The word “delete” comes from the Latin word “deletus” which means “we probably should have made a backup before the Visigoths showed up". 11:47 AM Oct 28th from web
  14. Being the boss means you do the least work. I’ve never found a red clown hair in my Happy Meal. 1:11 PM Oct 23rd from web
  15. I love Twitter. In the grand scheme of things, Twitter is probably on par with gas station nachos. Or those trays Sonic clamps to your car. 6:13 PM Oct 22nd from web
  16. I'm still pretty sure I'm gonna go as the tooth fairy for Halloween this year, if Kayla can help me get that much pink spandex. 6:05 PM Oct 22nd from web
  17. I bet I could build a city on Rock n Roll, without making a crappy song about it. 5:56 PM Oct 22nd from web
  18. ...and BTW, when I said "oooh, you got a little pizza in the oven?" to a pregnant Italian woman? It was a joke people. *She* laughed. Pfft 5:12 PM Oct 22nd from web
  19. Meghan McCain is a constant reminder that erections have consequences. 5:10 PM Oct 22nd from web
  20. someone quick, shoot me with a gun loaded with full metal jacket tequila. 2:30 PM Oct 16th from web