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  1. @marcmaron I passed by a comedy club on E4 St. in NY, saw your name outside, and remembered to listen to @wtfpod. It cured my gout! Thanks!
  2. RT this if you're sick of Twitter Basic users complaining about "outages" #twitterpremium
  3. Told I can't describe my symptoms using only references to Philip Roth and Synecdoche, NY. Thanks, Dr. Philistine.
  4. Pretty sure I'm the only one tweeting from First Med. If not- hey, ladies. I'm probably not contagious.
  5. Netflix needs functional friends lists & multiple queues, so my brother can order Paul Blart without me feeling like an ass
  6. Depeche Mode? Really, Citibank?
  7. @morgan_murphy I am rudely tweeting from inside your set!
  8. @juvenalia explain please!
  9. @AdamSacks We've all got it. Welcome to the future.
  10. @100ftzombie Mind helping my friend & I figure out where this is? http://trunc.it/3jw89 His guess is FL. http://trunc.it/3hquv This one too.
  11. RT @AdamSacks: This is HUGE!! RT @YokoOno This Follow Friday, everyone follow @AdamSacks or i release a Rock Band version of my experim ...
  12. Dad's New Girlfriend #bandnames
  13. Yeah, I work with Gay Men's Health Crisis- the band, not the charity.
  14. @MKupperman All this time, the image I love on Cooper's "A Child Again"— was yours?! It is beautiful, how much to stencil it onto my van?
  15. @ShannonAlbert Add "Why do x people...", where X is any nationality, race, religion, etc. if you DAAARE.
  16. This is why the GOP has kind of a "branding" problem. RT @wonkette Idaho GOP Leader Throws Used Condoms On Ex's Lawn http://bit.ly/1Qqw63
  17. Ching ching, RT @morgan_murphy: If you voted for Bloomberg AND cheered for the Yankees, you're pretty much just rooting for money.
  18. Don't be so harsh. Maybe the guy next to me on the bus just got off a 12-hour shift at the cologne factory.
  19. This duvet cover is a sham! #linensandpuns
  20. Misunderstood the operator & thought this 7 train was going loco, loco, loco!