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  1. When I got back from lunch there was an orange on my desk. If someone means this to be an offering they should know I only accept goats.
  2. @fullplate4me SQUIRRELS! SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELS!!! That is all.
  3. I swear I know how to spell "atheist". this is clearly not my morning.
  4. Out of the corner of my eye the newspaper headline "athiest groups florish on campus" looked like "athiest gropes florist on campus"
  5. I just listed three new necklaces, two hair sticks, and an itsy bitsy shawl pin on Etsy. Those itsy bitsy shawl... http://bit.ly/5k8BTo
  6. I posted 2 photos on Facebook in the album "hair sticks" http://bit.ly/08P99S5
  7. I posted 4 photos on Facebook in the album "Necklaces" http://bit.ly/mvRu8
  8. an itsy bitsy hammered copper shawl pin with crab fire agate beads and a decorated pin. http://bit.ly/07IgK6D
  9. I finished some copper topped hair sticks. One has a cat with aqua terra jasper beads, and the other one is lots of... http://bit.ly/3G77Ah
  10. I'm convinced that paperwork lands on my desk and proceeds to multiply like rabbits who were given a shot of viagra and fertility drugs
  11. Goatku: Person did not bring Anything tasty with him Butt him in the knees
  12. @shancall like at any second, she'll start rubbing herself with butter while sobbing "please love me!"
  13. @shancall I think it's the whole air of desperation that's so disturbing in that commercial.
  14. Just got my hair cut. She put so much product in it that I think I could stop a bullet with my hair.
  15. I'm pretty sure that one of these days @FullPlate4Me is going to smother me in my sleep with one of my squirrel plushes.
  16. Just to mix things up, Goatku: Escape from pasture No mountaintop to be found Jump on car instead
  17. Diabolical Squirku: Chewing on brake lines Hope you didn't need to stop Next time, fill feeders.
  18. If it rains any more today I will be forced to douse my head with aquanet and sing "November Rain"
  19. Squirlku: Run down power lines Tightrope walking at its best Oh no, transformer!
  20. Squirlku: Balancing on branch Chewing on hickory nuts Drop husks on people