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Maternity clothing should never be next to plus sized clothing. Its just plain mean.4:15 PM Jul 1stfrom TwitterFon
the boss told me that morning was the ideal time for clamato juice. later when he realized we were out, he said he felt like a caged lion.10:37 AM Jun 30thfrom web
starting to feel a little more normal. this weekend at 29 I had to have my mommy pick me up from my house because I was sick. ridiculous.7:35 AM Jun 29thfrom web
there is a when in that second sentence that does not belong.6:53 PM Jun 26thfrom web
radio and i met a cat. it jumped on the hood of the car when after i parked. i fed her and named her lucy. i'm already sneezing.6:52 PM Jun 26thfrom web
@jxason are you having a child with someone else? We are supposed to keep her off the pole, naming a kid mustang is just asking for trouble12:11 PM Jun 18thfrom web
@joeykaye I don't want old men to sing that song to her when they hear her name, thats creepy. keep trying :)11:52 AM Jun 18thfrom web
radio no longer sleeps against my stomach. I think Prudence is making it too hard.6:21 AM Jun 17thfrom web
sat in a waiting room for almost an hour with a full bladder. the machine was broken. new appointment at new office today at 4:00.11:14 AM Jun 15thfrom web
not excited about my appointment. its never fun for someone to push on your full bladder.9:32 AM Jun 15thfrom web
