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  1. I love when @Pinkiiiii raps. It gives me a hard on. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Pinkiiiii
  2. @therhage I love dick stirred drinks!!!! about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to therhage
  3. Kick stand is a tragedy. about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. I love my gays. Happy hour at the bonham or something like that. about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. Getting my drink on at the bonham. Gay drinks taste so much better. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. @chrisorwhat get a job at the bonham. They'll love you here. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to chrisorwhat
  7. @MCcnrdlgrz lolz!!! jimmy johns for life!!! about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to MCcnrdlgrz
  8. I wanna make love in this club, in this club, in this club, in this club. about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. The little girl sweater commercial is super creepy. There's something really wrong with it. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  10. Trying to figure out why I've been so anit-social and sluggish this whole weekend. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. Jamming to en vogue at dixies. Hell to the yeah. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  12. @samsserif I was gonna go kidnap your cats for crack money ;) about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to samsserif
  13. On our way to visit @gwenduhlyn about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. @jurai you know that won't stop us from driving about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jurai
  15. @automatic @samsserif crazy? That's real nice. Maybe that was something that was said in confidence? about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to automatic
  16. @Pinkiiiii "Call me back. We'll run you through the chick-fil-a drive-thru and get you a chicken sandwich." @Mccnrdlgrz "Fuck yeah" about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Pinkiiiii
  17. @jurai something along the lines of "just bend over and yeah" about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jurai
  18. There's a cemetery deep below the sea;There the space is reserved for fools like me. about 16 hours ago from web
  19. RT @jhuskin: Dang texans dropping the ball. I feel like i'm watching the cowboys about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  20. Go figure. At least I don't have to give happy endings. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter