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IDEAS4AMERICA: Rejigger pigs to lay pigskin-colored eggs. Sell them to interested shoppers as "Piggy Lumps". Inside: cayenne mayo.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
..It wasn't until he convinced them that he was the only actor who could make the sound of biting into dirt & rock that he got the part.8:46 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
... producers initially thought him too "posh". ..8:45 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
Interesting factoid: When Welles tried out for the roll of Unicron in the old Transformers animated feature, ...8:43 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
@stormewg Your mom is right: mites, like Orson Welles, eat till they die. Also like Welles, they will eat clothing if there's nothing else.8:33 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie in reply to stormewg
..He said "couple of grownup sodas" as he delivered them, which I thought meant seagrams & 7up, but it's Coke Zero as near as I can tell.5:36 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
It's not as childish as it sounds, though: his butler/assistant just brought us caffeinated (!) sodas.5:35 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
Have moved to the screening room, where we're watching The Lion King. Pete Sampras is mouthing lines.5:31 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
..Plus the bows all say "Pete Sampras" on the grip.4:55 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
..There's a working Pepsi machine, & all the targets are a picture of Darth Vader or Darth Maul. ...4:55 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
At Pete Sampras's place in Greenwich, CT, shooting bows. He has an underground archery range that's all tricked out...4:49 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
So the official airtime tonight is *22:55*. Make it the last thing you do before scotch & Ambien.12:51 PM Oct 25th from TweetDeck
If you like Curb, 30 Rock, & Mighty Boosh, but wish they had WAS in them & were only 5 mins long & dirt cheap looking, S.W.H.$ is for you.9:55 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
...It's on at either 22:55 or 23:55, depending on who you ask at MTV. Episodes will also go up here after they air: mtv.co.uk/shows/lil-mtv9:49 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
"Steve Wants His Money", the TV show I made with Keith Murray (We Are Scientists, Slipknot), premiers tonight on MTV in the UK...9:47 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
Check out my band's new website look, which flawlessly apes the whole Wes Anderson vibe: http://wearescientists.com/9:43 AM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck
...I had the back set up with a mattress, a radio, and a powerful strobe.6:36 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
...I bought it new & it only has 30K miles on it, but is quite beat up because of how much I used to get laid in it.6:31 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
Returning from a brief visit to my childhood home, Utah. Decided to bring my old car back to NYC... http://twitpic.com/llv636:28 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
There's an official W.A.S. twitter: @scientistbros. Keith and I will be covering cooking, gloves, and action sports.12:52 PM Sep 8th from web