senatorcain
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I'm at a low fucking point, everybody. Might move into my lawyer's place for awhile, clear my head.
12:41 PM Nov 29th
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...Also my deli is out of Chimay so I'm currently working my way through a 24-pack of Bud cans.
11:00 AM Nov 29th
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...about a quadriplegic empath who works for the IRS hunting big-salary CEOs who hide taxable income...
10:59 AM Nov 29th
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Just heard that Independent Film Channel is passing on my show...
10:58 AM Nov 29th
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The medical drama I made with Keith Murray (of Facebook & email) is now online: The 1st 4 eps are ALREADY SCREENING.
11:16 AM Nov 17th
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IDEAS4AMERICA: Rejigger pigs to lay pigskin-colored eggs. Sell them to interested shoppers as "Piggy Lumps". Inside: cayenne mayo.
7:41 PM Nov 9th
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..It wasn't until he convinced them that he was the only actor who could make the sound of biting into dirt & rock that he got the part.
8:46 AM Oct 27th
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... producers initially thought him too "posh". ..
8:45 AM Oct 27th
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Interesting factoid: When Welles tried out for the roll of Unicron in the old Transformers animated feature, ...
8:43 AM Oct 27th
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@ Your mom is right: mites, like Orson Welles, eat till they die. Also like Welles, they will eat clothing if there's nothing else.
8:33 AM Oct 27th
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..He said "couple of grownup sodas" as he delivered them, which I thought meant seagrams & 7up, but it's Coke Zero as near as I can tell.
5:36 PM Oct 26th
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It's not as childish as it sounds, though: his butler/assistant just brought us caffeinated (!) sodas.
5:35 PM Oct 26th
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Have moved to the screening room, where we're watching The Lion King. Pete Sampras is mouthing lines.
5:31 PM Oct 26th
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..Plus the bows all say "Pete Sampras" on the grip.
4:55 PM Oct 26th
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..There's a working Pepsi machine, & all the targets are a picture of Darth Vader or Darth Maul. ...
4:55 PM Oct 26th
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At Pete Sampras's place in Greenwich, CT, shooting bows. He has an underground archery range that's all tricked out...
4:49 PM Oct 26th
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So the official airtime tonight is *22:55*. Make it the last thing you do before scotch & Ambien.
12:51 PM Oct 25th
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If you like Curb, 30 Rock, & Mighty Boosh, but wish they had WAS in them & were only 5 mins long & dirt cheap looking, S.W.H.$ is for you.
9:55 AM Oct 25th
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...It's on at either 22:55 or 23:55, depending on who you ask at MTV. Episodes will also go up here after they air: mtv.co.uk/shows/lil-mtv
9:49 AM Oct 25th
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"Steve Wants His Money", the TV show I made with Keith Murray (We Are Scientists, Slipknot), premiers tonight on MTV in the UK...
9:47 AM Oct 25th
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- Name Chris Cain
- Location NYC
- Web http://wearescien...
- Bio I love Chimay, my Ducati, my cat, and Téa Leoni.
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