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  1. USF's student section is just a sad, depressing place at this point. Go canes!
  2. At the Miami game in Tampa. Sitting in the sf student section. Been advised to cover my orange shirt.
  3. Last night I went to a club in Naples. Depressing nightlife in a whole new light.
  4. 3) Aunt is rly into Twilight. 4) **** was high as fuck and barely said a word 6) My grandparents are still great 7) overall a good time
  5. Thankgiven in a nutshell: 1) my aunt said my hair reminded me of Adam Lambert, and I died. 2) *** said Larry David's comedy was "too jewey"
  6. Cali, a horrible person, made me leave dinner early, only to strategically ditch me, but then @lebaumer, not a horrible person, came over.
  7. Tweeting while captaining a boat.
  8. I made a tweet a few weeks ago jokeing about getting a Hitler youth haircut. Well, I think I accidently just got one.
  9. Just realized that "Flannery O'Connor" and "Joyce Carol Oates" were interchangeable in my mind, when in fact they're two different people.
  10. I'm sitting in the USF student sections at the USF/UM game this saturday... I guess I'll just wear generic green.
  11. Attn: Janine Zeitlin, I have your voter registration card. (yr polling place is the church I used to go to Boy Scouts at ...cosmic)
  12. I really can not accept that Art Basel starts next week. I am not prepared in any way.
  13. SNL really gets into policy for their Obama jokes, b/c Obama isn't WaCkY, but it makes it seem like the writing staff are tea baggers.
  14. Everything seems so vibrant without cigarettes. Not declaring victory yet, but things are encouraging.
  15. Feel like seeing a movie because I'm still recovering but don't wanna sit home. But I do not want to be anywhere near twilight fans.
  16. Broken Embraces doesn't open in Miami until Christmas.
  17. @sassbutt It was a shooting involving a BB gun
  18. Just came across a press release for "the Ultimate Online Fashion Destination for Hipster Latinos"
  19. @cheesesandwich I'm already on day four of no-smoking, and hell might have broken loose already. OMG I AM SO HUNGRY AND SCARED
  20. Nicotine has anti-depressant qualities. What if it's the cigarettes that have been keeping me sane?