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  1. @mominthecity I've already let them miss for a couple of trips and there are a couple more coming up. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to mominthecity
  2. @mominthecity That's funny, my husband thought I was CRAZY to turn down the museum thing, but I didn't want the kids to miss school. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to mominthecity
  3. @ComplicatedMama It was either a long preview or a director's cut. If the director has ADD. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to ComplicatedMama
  4. Cool. It was free and nobody was in my living room talking or answering a cell phone. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  5. I thought I was watching a commercial for Avatar but it started like 10 minutes ago. I think I just saw the whole movie. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  6. @NYCityMama I mean, you've got Elizabeth Hurley at home, if you're going to risk that it'd better be w/somebody hotter. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to NYCityMama
  7. @NYCityMama Hey, it matters! I lost ALL respect for Hugh Grant after I saw pics of Divine Brown. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to NYCityMama
  8. @lazymamafitness Much like 99% of the world, you don't get my sense of humor. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to lazymamafitness
  9. @NYCityMama Poor nuthin! If he was poor nobody would give a rat's ass why his face was cut! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to NYCityMama
  10. Does Tiger Woods have an album coming out this week or something? about 4 hours ago from twidroid
  11. @Arithmeroo Wow. She is going to make an AWESOME teenager. about 4 hours ago from twidroid in reply to Arithmeroo
  12. To all of the Brooklyn mosquitoes that didn't get the memo: it's almost December. It is long past the point when I should be dealing with u. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @Arithmeroo Wow. Tell her OK, but she has to do something really bad in exchange? about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Arithmeroo
  14. @Arithmeroo Look for a toddler line of S&M stuff? Wow, that was tasteless even for me. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Arithmeroo
  15. I don't bluff. Not when it comes to punishments. http://bit.ly/5Ua03C about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. http://twitpic.com/rn3ui - Jake & I are becoming paper airplane masters about 6 hours ago from TwitPic
  17. Those jury surveys they send u? U can't let them get lost on your desk. Twice. BC now I have 2 drag my butt down 2 the county clerk's office about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. These Boobs Were Made for Talkin' http://bit.ly/5KMv60 about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. @ComplicatedMama Nope, & doesn't know how to cross streets. But, you know, she's 5 & bubbly. She'll be fine. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ComplicatedMama
  20. @ComplicatedMama Of course I do have to pick my daughter up in a little while. She's 5, is it too early to make her walk home alone? :-) about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ComplicatedMama