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Jerry: "You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out'"
2:00 AM Dec 3rd
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Elaine: "Where's Kramer?" Jerry: "Who knows? It's like asking where's Waldo"
11:00 AM Dec 2nd
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George: "Hey, I work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing, we don't care... and it shows"
3:00 AM Nov 30th
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George: "I feel like an out-of-work porn star."
4:00 AM Nov 29th
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George: "I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up."
2:00 AM Nov 28th
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Mr. Peterman: "None other than Ethel Kennedy. A woman whose triumph in the face of tragedy is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate"
3:00 AM Nov 27th
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Newman: "Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel."
9:00 AM Nov 26th
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Frank Costanza: "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back"
10:02 AM Nov 25th
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Jerry: "Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times"
4:00 AM Nov 24th
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Jerry: "The whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. If I wanted a long, boring story with no point to it, I've got my life."
4:00 AM Nov 23rd
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George: "Yeah. I figured since I was lying about my income for a couple of years, I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons"
3:00 AM Nov 22nd
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Jerry: "Oh, it's "Risk." It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives"
10:00 AM Nov 21st
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Kramer: "El Paso. I spent a month there, one night"
4:00 AM Nov 20th
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Elaine: "Basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undatable? So how are all these people gettin' together?" Jerry: "Alcohol"
11:00 PM Nov 18th
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Jerry: "But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
3:00 PM Nov 18th
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Kramer: "I've sliced meat so thin, you couldn't even see it"
7:00 AM Nov 18th
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Jerry: "I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that"
7:00 AM Nov 17th
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Salesman: "This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like..you're almost glad to be handicapped"
8:00 AM Nov 16th
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Jerry: "That's a shame."
9:00 PM Nov 14th
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Jerry: "Hello, 911? How are ya?"
3:00 AM Nov 14th
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