seewilsongo
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You put bacon on just about anything and I'll eat it. Bar of soap? Add bacon and serve it. I won't leave you hanging.
10:20 PM Aug 31st
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Got a new camera. It's kind of like a gun. As long as I keep it pointed away from me, I'll be ok.
11:22 AM Aug 31st
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Four shots of espresso gives you a kind of harmonic buzz. I think dogs can hear it. They seem to tilt there head in an "I'm on to you" way.
10:36 AM Aug 31st
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90 degrees at 9 am. Looking forward to 10 am and 100 degrees, 11 am and 110 degrees, and then exploding.
10:15 AM Aug 31st
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If twitter was actually called clitter, would tweats then become cleats?
3:23 PM Jul 24th
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If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, why am I just left with a handful of bird shit?
12:41 PM Apr 9th
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@ And who among them doesn't have a pet monkey named Jesus? I'm sure all of them are a bunch of feces throwers.
12:37 PM Apr 9th
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It's very difficult to type with a cat lying on your keyboard, batting at the curser running across the screen.
4:57 PM Apr 8th
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@ Good man!
4:55 PM Apr 8th
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I used to punch a clock. Now it punches me.
4:55 PM Apr 8th
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I think Mr. Friday should hand me a beer so we can get this party going before Mr. Saturday arrives.
1:46 PM Mar 27th
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I caught my reflection on the backside of a spoon. From now on I will only eat with forks and/or knives.
1:17 PM Mar 27th
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Pinch me, I'm dreaming. No, better punch me, I'm a heavy sleeper.
12:02 PM Mar 27th
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Can we just fast forward to the better life?
11:38 AM Mar 27th
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If sneezing were a military rank, I would be a full bird colonel by now.
9:24 AM Mar 27th
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Doesn't everything taste better with gravy? I swear if you were to give me a plate of peeled oranges, gravy would still make it better.
8:51 AM Mar 27th
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I am grateful for my belly button.
8:45 AM Mar 27th
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Donuts. A distant and more tasty cousin of Donads.
2:55 PM Mar 20th
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Despite having a great love for pastrami, I do not care to know what it is or how it is made.
1:33 PM Mar 20th
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Having a magnetized desk is not as fun as you would imagine.
1:11 PM Mar 20th
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- Name seewilsongo
- Location The People's Republic of South
- Web http://www.seewil...
- Bio I once ran for Governor but his bodyguards tackled me.
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