secretsquirrel
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Come now, back in time with us; back to a time when neckbeards ruled the earth... [shot of volcano erupting; distant screams]
about 7 hours ago
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JAZZOTECH
5:25 PM Nov 14th
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3:20 PM Nov 14th
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3:05 PM Nov 14th
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@ That's somewhat perfect. A shame there's not a better res version.
3:28 AM Nov 14th
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in reply to theguff1121
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@ My housemate is in Prague this weekend! If you see a very drunk Englishman being harrangued by his girlfriend, that's him! Maybe
3:28 AM Nov 14th
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in reply to katefeetie
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@ Happy Birthday, fart-head. Have a good one, hear? HEAR? Yeah, you hear.
12:06 PM Nov 13th
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@ A time and a place, Jason. All I need is a time and a place.
9:28 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to sween
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@ And it won't even be me, Permenter - it'll just be some random guy. I will find, and employ, some guy to cry at you.
12:03 PM Nov 12th
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@ I swear, Permenter, if there's none left when I get paid next week you're getting at least 6 photos of a grown man crying.
12:01 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to jasonpermenter
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@ Glad you like it
9:45 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to ToriOreo
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"Abzin (may I call you Abzin?) - have you ever heard of a 'key-party'?"
6:45 AM Nov 12th
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"More cheese dip, Abzin Roc?"
"I may be an extinct, Mayan warrior, Chad, but I never turn down a good cheese-dip. Hey, is that a new Volvo?"
6:15 AM Nov 12th
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...and now the rest of today will be spent, in my head, playing conversations between Mayan warriors and white, suburban guys at a party.
6:11 AM Nov 12th
from Twitterizer
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No, guys, guys - it's the Mayan *social* calendar that ends in 2012. It just means that they're free for hors d'oeuvres and mixers in 2013.
6:07 AM Nov 12th
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@ Whatever you do, don't go see them live. I ovulated for 3 days.
5:08 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to InSoOutSo
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@ Happy birthday, dude. Have a good one.
8:35 AM Nov 11th
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"Hey baby, can I get some fries with that shake?"
You know who doesn't have a sense of humour? Epileptics.
5:56 AM Nov 11th
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Good morning, twitter. (Casiotone for the Painfully Alone - "Bobby Malone moves home" )
2:13 AM Nov 11th
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@ Invade.
9:29 AM Nov 10th
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