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  1. Come now, back in time with us; back to a time when neckbeards ruled the earth... [shot of volcano erupting; distant screams] about 7 hours ago from twidroid
  2. JAZZOTECH http://twitpic.com/pkd17 5:25 PM Nov 14th from twidroid
  3. http://twitpic.com/pjrzg 3:20 PM Nov 14th from twidroid
  4. http://twitpic.com/pjpem 3:05 PM Nov 14th from twidroid
  5. @theguff1121 That's somewhat perfect. A shame there's not a better res version. 3:28 AM Nov 14th from Brizzly in reply to theguff1121
  6. @katefeetie My housemate is in Prague this weekend! If you see a very drunk Englishman being harrangued by his girlfriend, that's him! Maybe 3:28 AM Nov 14th from Brizzly in reply to katefeetie
  7. @zolora Happy Birthday, fart-head. Have a good one, hear? HEAR? Yeah, you hear. 12:06 PM Nov 13th from web
  8. @sween A time and a place, Jason. All I need is a time and a place. 9:28 AM Nov 13th from twidroid in reply to sween
  9. @jasonpermenter And it won't even be me, Permenter - it'll just be some random guy. I will find, and employ, some guy to cry at you. 12:03 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. @jasonpermenter I swear, Permenter, if there's none left when I get paid next week you're getting at least 6 photos of a grown man crying. 12:01 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to jasonpermenter
  11. @ToriOreo Glad you like it 9:45 AM Nov 12th from twidroid in reply to ToriOreo
  12. "Abzin (may I call you Abzin?) - have you ever heard of a 'key-party'?" 6:45 AM Nov 12th from Twitterizer
  13. "More cheese dip, Abzin Roc?" "I may be an extinct, Mayan warrior, Chad, but I never turn down a good cheese-dip. Hey, is that a new Volvo?" 6:15 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. ...and now the rest of today will be spent, in my head, playing conversations between Mayan warriors and white, suburban guys at a party. 6:11 AM Nov 12th from Twitterizer
  15. No, guys, guys - it's the Mayan *social* calendar that ends in 2012. It just means that they're free for hors d'oeuvres and mixers in 2013. 6:07 AM Nov 12th from Twitterizer
  16. @InSoOutSo Whatever you do, don't go see them live. I ovulated for 3 days. 5:08 AM Nov 12th from TwitBin in reply to InSoOutSo
  17. @seanhussey Happy birthday, dude. Have a good one. 8:35 AM Nov 11th from TwitBin
  18. "Hey baby, can I get some fries with that shake?" You know who doesn't have a sense of humour? Epileptics. 5:56 AM Nov 11th from web
  19. Good morning, twitter. (Casiotone for the Painfully Alone - "Bobby Malone moves home" http://bit.ly/2b3Bh0 ) 2:13 AM Nov 11th from TwitBin
  20. @ttseco Invade. 9:29 AM Nov 10th from twidroid in reply to ttseco