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  1. RT @patrickborelli: The Black Eyed Peas are definitely V's.
  2. Like the Beatles said: All you need is love. And Bacon. And orgasms. And new episodes of Mad Men.
  3. Is it the weekend? There's a nap for that.
  4. @hereticaneue I'm guessing Norwegian black metal?
  5. Listening to the new Jello Biafra (& The Guantanamo School of Medicine) album, "The Audactiy of Hype". I've missed this kind of music.
  6. @BecauseUAreHere I see an inquisitive man wearing a hat.
  7. RT @ThatChrisGore: What if when the Mayans saw Doomsday, what they really saw was the movie 2012? That would explain a lot.
  8. I am not sure I have ever been ready to rumble.
  9. @moominboy DO IT! GIVE IN TO THE PEER PRESSURE!
  10. @hereticaneue I've done it myself forever. It's a weird ritually kind of thing. I usually get her to do the chicken killing part.
  11. @hereticaneue I need to hit that tipping point where the laziness keeping me from shaving it outweighs my annoyance with having hair. SEXY!
  12. Is it odd that one of my motivations for moving to a new house is that we will finally be able to get an HD TV?
  13. Plans for weekend: Shave head, clean house, write novel, record music, work on podcast. What will likely actually happen: PS3 and naps.
  14. @clastowka "Oh, hi Larry"
  15. @michaeljnelson I find it's helpful to hire a large German lady to stand behind me and yell "BE MORE CAREFREE!" every few seconds.
  16. I wonder which city Jason is going to take today.
  17. Another real estate listing says the house is great for 'wood enthusiasts'. Well, that covers my wife, but what does this house offer me?
  18. @ampersandwich They're still very much banned in Canada. FIRE BAD!
  19. One of the properties I'm looking at online says it has a "small hor barn". I wonder if it's a small barn, or for small hors.
  20. Summer. Will Have. 500. Days. #taglinesinspiredbyclashofthetitanstrailer