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  1. yelling at the idiots off the party bus who think my front yard is their private urinal
  2. Wow. Going to the beach right now is like having a playdate with a thousand sandy friends.
  3. somebody in this house is ticking me off and it's not Bug.
  4. "I'm really mad at you but stay right there so I can take a picture of how cute you are!"
  5. You'd think a box of powdered doughnuts would shut kids up. But, no.
  6. gocco prints are finally in my shop! http://bit.ly/csnlv
  7. off to the sticks
  8. @grownupteenager I don't but I guess they were having coffee at the corner coffee shop. All kinds of character$ pass by here.
  9. http://twitpic.com/8n3rx - bugatti veyron for @MrActually
  10. I failed at twisty balloon art. Stupid balloons.
  11. @MrActually I got one! And I got some of all the woogies oggling it. :)
  12. $#@$%!! There's a bugatti veyron parked in the parking lot outside my kitchen window.
  13. She's promising me that we can go to the beach tomorrow if I just put in Bug's Life right now. So I did and she said, "That's a girl." yikes
  14. Wanna see us blow stuff up inside? http://bit.ly/kF7WA
  15. propping eyelids open with toothpicks.
  16. @isabelkallman hahahhah! You know it! Hopefully she'll wake up before sunset because this months craft is explosively (!) fun!
  17. my kid chooses to nap over doing a photo shoot with me. what kind of weirdo kid is she? I even offered candy! hmph.
  18. what is it with me and headaches lately? I never get them and now every other day? my eyes are fine.
  19. I hate it when my cat drinks from my glass of water that I let stand unattended for 2 seconds.
  20. after 2 hours of doing dishes I'm finally done! But I can't complain, Toby kept the rest of the house perfect for two weeks.